I need money, badly

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  1. mephistopheles

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    I'm an 18 year-old line cook, i get paid 8.50 an hour, but i need to make atleast 2,000 dollars as quickly as possible.

    I need some suggestions on how to make money fast, a little or a lot, i dont care how, just gimme just suggestions please, im begging.
     
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    How soon do you need it?
     
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    pharma testing.

    also, in before someone suggests prostitution.
     
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    you don't care how? hmmmmmmm
     
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    Sell a kidney.

    Seriously how fast do you need to make 2,000 and what do you need it for?

    The first will give us a clue on what to advise you, the second is just because I'm nosey.
     
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    maybe you could get a credit card advance. if you dont have one you would probably need a cosigner though.
     
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    When I first read this I was like "On-line cook? What the fuck is that?" Damn my selective dyslexia!

    Anyway, I think you know the answer to this just like anyone else on here: There's really no way to make that much money in such a short amount of time without doing something Illegal. Unless you have a massive Nike Deadstock collection you wouldn't mind parting with?
     
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    perhaps your LPSG family could chip in...and wire you the money..dig deep folks
     
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    I'll send $5.00 to your paypal account.
     
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    I'll match Hickboy's $5.00- I would've sent $10.00 but you didn't contribute to my Appreciation thread
     
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    I need money for emergency shoes, can people please send money to my paypal account too?
     
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    Getting credit cards is easy and $2000 is a very small amount in that world. I wouldn't advise putting yourself in debt unless it is absolutely necessary, but if it is absolutely necessary, apply for a line of credit somewhere. Your $8.50 an hour job should be enough to get you at least a $2000 limit. Then ask for a balance transfer to a checking account with your name on it, or write a convenience check and deposit into your own bank account, withdraw the funds, and you have $2000.
     
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    ummm...this emegrency is? nosey me lol
     
  14. IntoxicatingToxin

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    Uh... you could donate blood, but unless it's made of gold, it won't get you two grand.
     
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    I haven't had any this week.

    How much do you get paid for blood?
     
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    you could always rent ya asshole out for sniffing......but you need 2Gs...in a short amount of time......
     
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    SHOES, DAMMIT!!! SHOES!!!

    YouTube - Shoes
     
  18. IntoxicatingToxin

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    Well... it varies, but here, you usually get paid between $20-$35... if you donate plasma, it's closer to $50...
     
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    I give blood, we're only allowed to do it twice a year, I'm down as a bone marrow donor but unless it was an absolute no choice emergency I'd be unlikely to be called up for that as they seldom take it from anyone over 40. I actually hate giving blood as I'm scared of needles.
     
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    ok i have it here goes:
    quit your cook's job...and register for college..obtain your bachelor's degree or preferably a master's degree...secure a good paying job and in a matter of time you will have the 2G you need with mad change to spare...
     
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