I need Morgan Webb Info.

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  1. B_Dust

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    Does anyone have info about her dating life, her bra size, her penis size demands, pics of her hard nipples, sex stories, or anything sexually related to Morgan Webb. Her tits get me in a tizzy. I moved so I no longer get G4. I am reduced to stroking my 8 3/4 inches to still pictures from this site.

    www.iheartmorganwebb.com
     
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    Stalker
     
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    Thanks for the link Lex! :) I bookmarkes that one!

    LapDog :p
     
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    Listen up douchebags. I am aware of search engines, but it is hard to look at everything. If someone posts that they need a picture of a penis, 30 queers jump at the opurtunity. I just want some info on this natural beauty. Big dicks are not only for a guy's ass.
     
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    funniest thread EVER
     
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    This is the funniest thread ever. It is also the most serious. Morgan Webb should be the poster girl of lpsg.org. If anything says, "Oh Yeah! Big cocks make the world turn," it is the lovely face, tits, and ass of this vixen. She could turn all the dick nerds on this site straight. She probably knows enough about computers to track my location, beat the shit out of me with a rusty bicycle fender, and leave my horny penis in a puddle of my own blood. Oh well, as long as she hit me in the testicles a couple times I would be satisfied. I want you to vote Morgan Webb as Queen of the isle of Cock. Lord of low hangers. Mistress of large meat. Vixen of Viagra. Princess of prominent penis. Chancellor of cock. And ruler of big dicks in her pussy. Forward ho Morgan Webb. Lead us into temptation, and deliver us your great anal evil.
     
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    I'm told that basket-weaving is a rewarding hobby.
     
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    I bet she's a lesbian.

    At least, if she were to read this little thread of yours, I'm sure she would be afterward.
     
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    The fact you have posted a little something or other about Morgan Webb in almost every division of this forum is little stalkerish (not a real word) don't you think?
     
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    the best part of that page:

    Dr. DePoo!!!!!
     
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    I am not a stalker, I am a promoter. I have given her and her channel a great deal of attention. The least she can do is slide her meat curtains around my 8 3/4 inch erection. I might obsess over this big breasted beauty, but at least she is not some other man's sweaty cock.
     
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    Way to put all those fags in their place, Dust. What a Real Man you are.

    If you have problems with other men's cocks ... what are ya doin' here???
     
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    I am here because I have a big penis. Duuuuuuhhhh!!!
     
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    I have this mental image of the not-too-distant future, in which a SWAT team break down the door of some terrified old lady's remote villa, descend to the basement where her 30 year-old son has dwelled since leaving school, and recoil in horror as they force open the locked lid of the chest freezer, its grisly interior stacked to the brim with corpses - Morgan Webb masks stapled over every facial rictus and "" carved intricately over every inch of lifeless flesh...
     
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    The real fun will come during the autopsies, when they discover all the Star Wars figurines and Nintendo controllers stuffed in the victims' vaginas.
     
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    The real fun will come during the autopsies, when they discover all the Star Wars figurines and Nintendo controllers stuffed in the victims' vaginas.
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    When the cops ask him why he did it, he'll say "Because Morgan Webb's nipples pointed me in that direction -- Duuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!"

    (see photo gallery -- if you care)
     
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    I hope someone at least retains the presence of mind to call Dr dePoo.
     
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