I need some help...please!

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  1. nudeyorker

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    OK I got an invitation to a party during gay pride weekend. The invitation said that the dress code was..."Slutty, Collegiate,Trannie"
    So here is the deal, I know what all of those words mean, however I can't put them together in my mind for a fashion statement. I'm pretty sure I don't own anything that fits the bill in my closet. Clearly a shopping trip is in my future.
    Anyone have any ideas?
     
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    Go as Rizzo from Grease...
     
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    I think I would prefer something a tad more ambiguous . I'm willing to take a page from Adam "What's his name" and buy some black nail polish and some black eyeliner and doing some Johnny Depp Pirate eyes...I'm clueless about the clothing part.
     
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    :cool:I think you should just wear the attire that you do when you clean the apt!:biggrin1:
     
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    Everybody at this party has seen that outfit dozens of times!
     
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    Not that old thing again!:biggrin1:

    How about the attached?
     
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    What college does SHE go to?
     
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    The School of Hard Knockers.:biggrin1:
     
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    Go as any character from “Midnight Cowboy.”
     
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    Barnard allum.
    BTW...I really don't want to do drag....The World has not recovered since the Halloween Party of 1983 when I went as Gloria Upson, It was the first and last time. I was the debutante from Hell! not unlike...

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    I think I saw that movie in my youth. You were wonderful.:biggrin1:

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    I wanted to make a comment that your sense of style is as far off as your youth and you should keep your hair natural like mine...but I'm too tired, I have been up since 4:00 this morning! I'm off to bed I'll be more witty tomorrow...
    But I do need some real advice about what to buy and wear to this party!
     
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    Well, my cranky bosom buddy, how about going as Adam Lambert?
    He fits all the criteria.

    Love, Vera:tongue:
     
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    How about dressing as Divine or Edith Massey?!
     
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    Try this little black dress with a glamorous wig, make-up and accessories.:wink:

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    Nudie, even I am stumped by this one. I'd have another sudden engagement. This doesn't sound like my kind of party, frankly. Nor does it sound like yours.
     
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    It's the most bizarre dress code I've ever heard of. Shirtless, letter jacket and tight Bermuda shorts with heels and lipstick?

    WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE??
     
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    I'm thinking something like the guy on the left in this pic:
    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1244/588433413_f419f6f07e.jpg?v=0

    Or maybe one of these:
    http://www.fuckthemainstream.com/products/racingstripe_fishnet.jpg
    http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/893/huntychoppz4.jpg
    http://fuckthemainstream.com/products/fishnet_black.jpg
    http://www.gothicsa.co.za/fishnet_shirt_with_safety_pins.jpg

    Ah! I've got it!
    http://www.poptherapy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/amy_winehouse_drunk_00.jpg
     
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