I need some help...please!

[nudeyorker]

OK I got an invitation to a party during gay pride weekend. The invitation said that the dress code was..."Slutty, Collegiate,Trannie"
So here is the deal, I know what all of those words mean, however I can't put them together in my mind for a fashion statement. I'm pretty sure I don't own anything that fits the bill in my closet. Clearly a shopping trip is in my future.
Anyone have any ideas?

 

[Swordie]

Go as Rizzo from Grease...

 

[nudeyorker]

Go as Rizzo from Grease...

I think I would prefer something a tad more ambiguous . I'm willing to take a page from Adam "What's his name" and buy some black nail polish and some black eyeliner and doing some Johnny Depp Pirate eyes...I'm clueless about the clothing part.

 

[HellsKitchenmanNYC]

I think you should just wear the attire that you do when you clean the apt!:biggrin1:

 

[nudeyorker]

I think you should just wear the attire that you do when you clean the apt!:biggrin1:

Everybody at this party has seen that outfit dozens of times!

 

[chicagosam]

Everybody at this party has seen that outfit dozens of times!

Not that old thing again!:biggrin1:

How about the attached?

 

[Swordie]

What college does SHE go to?

 

[chicagosam]

What college does SHE go to?

The School of Hard Knockers.:biggrin1:

 

[Florida Boy]

Go as any character from “Midnight Cowboy.”

 

[nudeyorker]

What college does SHE go to?

Barnard allum.
BTW...I really don't want to do drag....The World has not recovered since the Halloween Party of 1983 when I went as Gloria Upson, It was the first and last time. I was the debutante from Hell! not unlike...
YouTube - SORORITY GIRLS FROM HELL! - Lois Bromfield

 

[chicagosam]

The World has not recovered since the Halloween Party of 1983 when I went as Gloria Upson.l

I think I saw that movie in my youth. You were wonderful.:biggrin1:

YouTube - Auntie Mame - Top Drawer

 

[nudeyorker]

I think I saw that movie in my youth. You were wonderful.:biggrin1:

YouTube - Auntie Mame - Top Drawer

I wanted to make a comment that your sense of style is as far off as your youth and you should keep your hair natural like mine...but I'm too tired, I have been up since 4:00 this morning! I'm off to bed I'll be more witty tomorrow...
But I do need some real advice about what to buy and wear to this party!

 

[chicagosam]

I wanted to make a comment that your sense of style is as far off as your youth and you should keep your hair natural like mine...but I'm too tired, I have been up since 4:00 this morning! I'm off to bed I'll be more witty tomorrow...
But I do need some real advice about what to buy and wear to this party!

Well, my cranky bosom buddy, how about going as Adam Lambert?
He fits all the criteria.

Love, Vera:tongue:

 

[HellsKitchenmanNYC]

How about dressing as Divine or Edith Massey?!

 

[HellsKitchenmanNYC]

And don't forget...............YouTube - Julie Brown - Homecoming Queens got a gun

 

[HellsKitchenmanNYC]

Or you could be one of the Kipper Kids...(one of them is Bette's husband)........YouTube - The Kipper Kids on Mondo Beyondo

 

[dreamer20]

OK I got an invitation to a party during gay pride weekend. The invitation said that the dress code was..."Slutty, Collegiate,Trannie"
I'm pretty sure I don't own anything that fits the bill in my closet...
Anyone have any ideas?

Try this little black dress with a glamorous wig, make-up and accessories.:wink:

Little Black Shiny Dress | www.sofashon.com

 

[B_Nick8]

Nudie, even I am stumped by this one. I'd have another sudden engagement. This doesn't sound like my kind of party, frankly. Nor does it sound like yours.

 

[2322]

It's the most bizarre dress code I've ever heard of. Shirtless, letter jacket and tight Bermuda shorts with heels and lipstick?

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE??

 

[Meniscus]

OK I got an invitation to a party during gay pride weekend. The invitation said that the dress code was..."Slutty, Collegiate,Trannie"
So here is the deal, I know what all of those words mean, however I can't put them together in my mind for a fashion statement...

I'm thinking something like the guy on the left in this pic:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1244/588433413_f419f6f07e.jpg?v=0http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1244/588433413_f419f6f07e.jpg?v=0http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1244/588433413_f419f6f07e.jpg?v=0

Or maybe one of these:
http://www.fuckthemainstream.com/products/racingstripe_fishnet.jpg
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/893/huntychoppz4.jpg
http://fuckthemainstream.com/products/fishnet_black.jpg
http://www.gothicsa.co.za/fishnet_shirt_with_safety_pins.jpg

Ah! I've got it!
http://www.poptherapy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/amy_winehouse_drunk_00.jpg