It's Friday, and I'm at my girlfiend's house. She's at work, and I'm lazing about drinking coffee. I have the day off, and am in one of my weird Friday moods. Most people check in with an introductory post when they join. I never introduced myself, just jumped in and started posting. Here's a picture of me: No, really. This is me: Scary lookin summitch that I am. This is me, age 15 or so, lyrics by Trent Reznor about 30 years later: Now you all know what a mad fuck you're dealing with. Note to webmaster: Although these pictures appear to be hotlinked, the files are located on my personal webspace. Therefore, the only bandwidth they're eating up is paid for by yours truly.