I never checked in.

[B_Hickboy]

It's Friday, and I'm at my girlfiend's house. She's at work, and I'm lazing about drinking coffee. I have the day off, and am in one of my weird Friday moods.

Most people check in with an introductory post when they join. I never introduced myself, just jumped in and started posting. Here's a picture of me:



No, really. This is me:



Scary lookin summitch that I am.

This is me, age 15 or so, lyrics by Trent Reznor about 30 years later:



Now you all know what a mad fuck you're dealing with.

Note to webmaster: Although these pictures appear to be hotlinked, the files are located on my personal webspace. Therefore, the only bandwidth they're eating up is paid for by yours truly.

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

Nothing like a hung straight guy dressed like poultry next to some Russian chicken feed to get my boner working in the morning!

 

[B_Hickboy]

Nothing like a hung straight guy dressed like poultry next to some Russian chicken feed to get my boner working in the morning!

Glad to oblige, dear boy. It's good to know I've still got it as I approach my 50th birthday.

Tell me, does the bulge show under my panties?

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

No, but it hangs half way down your chicken leg...

 

[naughty]

Hickboy,

Great eyes, lashes and brows! But then Scorpios are notorious for their hypnotic eyes! LOL! What is with the chicken suit, honey ?


Naughty

 

[Dr. Bubbles]

Hey you... welcome back!

 

[B_Hickboy]

Hickboy,

Great eyes, lashes and brows! But then Scorpios are notorious for their hypnotic eyes! LOL!

Thank you. My mom says they're my best feature. 'Course, she doesn't know about the other thing.

What is with the chicken suit, honey ?


Naughty

Stir Crazy. No, actually a friend of mine once told me I had a nice beak. I found a picture of a chicken and photoshopped my face onto it along with a pair of her panties. I put it on a web page for all to see: http://www.worldwidelennie.com/indexnicebeak.html

 

[B_Hickboy]

Hey you... welcome back!

Hey yourself, BA. :-*

Thanks, and as aways, it's good to see you!

That avatar of yours sure looks purty.

 

[steve319]

Thanks for the inside look at your secret, feathered self, HB! (insert "fowl" pun here )

Kim is right about the penetrating eyes, man.

Now you all know what a mad fuck you're dealing with.

Nah. Not buying it, buddy. Clearly a heart of gold.

Happy early birthday too!

 

[Alley Blue]

Most people check in with an introductory post when they join. I never introduced myself, just jumped in and started posting.

I did the same thing; at least that way they did'nt have the chance to turn me away!

Tell me, does the bulge show under my panties?

It sure does you sexy thang...........

 

[naughty]

Happy Birthday Hickboy!

I know I am somewhat late getting on the bandwagon but I didnt want to miss a chance to wish you a happy happy b-day!

Naughty aka Kim

 

[GoneA]

The new LPSG is so confusing. I can't tell whose birthday it is....just....just....happy birthday, okay. happy birthday.



whoever you are.

 

[prepstudinsc]

On the old board, it had the month first and then the date. After the switcheroo, it had it reversed with day first, then the month. My birthday is Nov. 4 (11/4), but when we switched over here, it had me as April 11 (4/11). I would love to have two birthdays a year to get more presents, however I don't want to age that quickly! I had to go into the control panel and edit my birthday to reflect the correct day. Others will have to do the same thing.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Hey you... welcome back!

Welcome back yourself there, Dr Bubbles! Where you been hon'?

 

[Pecker]

Okay, okay, welcome to LPSG darn it!

 

[Lex]

Wet...shower pictures....grrr...WOOF...(um excuse me)...


(welcome back, man!)

 

[B_Hickboy]

Wet...shower pictures....grrr...WOOF...(um excuse me)...


(welcome back, man!)

thanks! Good to see you!

 

[GoneA]

I would love to have two birthdays a year to get more presents, however I don't want to age that quickly!

i do....i really do.

 

[Dr. Bubbles]

Welcome back yourself there, Dr Bubbles! Where you been hon'?

Thank you, sweetie. My schedule has been quite hetic, hence me being away. I've missed you guys.