I Nominate Myself For Mod

[B_Spladle]

So what's my power, huh?

 

[findfirefox]

So what's my power, huh?

I thought you were the self proclaimed "biggest tease on the site"

 

[novice_btm]

So what's my power, huh?

Oh, c'mon, it's GOT to be that thing you do, when you... WHOOPS! I said too much again, didn't I? :tongue:

 

[Ummagumma]

I never really understood why people want to become mods... but after having read those 3 threads (okay... skimmed those 3 threads), I definitely agree with spladle on both 'stetson' and 'magnum'... then again, I think lpsg will be forever cursed with a small % of loonies - to be expected when your message board is so heavily dependent upon the subject of sex I guess.

 

[dong20]

My second act as mod will be to ban Magnum10x2. He is getting on my nerves.

As a mod, would you consider banning yourself?....:tongue::biggrin1:

 

[B_Spladle]

I thought you were the self proclaimed "biggest tease on the site"

Good point. I was hoping for something a little more superhero-ish, though.

 

[B_Spladle]

Oh, c'mon, it's GOT to be that thing you do, when you... WHOOPS! I said too much again, didn't I? :tongue:

Yes, now STFU before I am forced to kill you with my mind.

 

[B_Spladle]

I never really understood why people want to become mods... but after having read those 3 threads (okay... skimmed those 3 threads), I definitely agree with spladle on both 'stetson' and 'magnum'... then again, I think lpsg will be forever cursed with a small % of loonies - to be expected when your message board is so heavily dependent upon the subject of sex I guess.

Not if I'm made a mod! Vote for me!

 

[B_Spladle]

As a mod, would you consider banning yourself?....:tongue::biggrin1:

No.

<3

 

[madame_zora]

yeah and someone make me a mod so i can ban all you stupid cunts

*passes crown and royal sceptre to Dr. Rock*

You can't ban me though because I'm a cunt breathing dragon.

 

[B_Spladle]

*passes crown and royal sceptre to Dr. Rock*

You can't ban me though because I'm a cunt breathing dragon.

Bitch, I'll ban whoever the fuck I please.

*starts something*

*strikes lots of really manly poses*

Alternate reply that just occurred to me:

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH! I'LL DO WHAT I WANT!!!

 

[madame_zora]

You'd have to check with Madame Z to be certain, but I'm fairly sure that the correct terminology in this case is fucktard, which already encompasses both retardation and cuntishness. :smile:

Oh, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways (in lashes with my whip ala Jesus Christ Superstar).

One (cool music interlude)
Two (same cool interlude)
Three (you get the pic)

 

[Ethyl]

Bitch, I'll ban whoever the fuck I please.

*starts something*

*strikes lots of really manly poses*

Alternate reply that just occurred to me:

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH! I'LL DO WHAT I WANT!!!

Ah, already the abuse of power has begun:biggrin1:

 

[B_Spladle]

Ah, already the abuse of power has begun:biggrin1:

What's the point of having power if you're not gonna abuse it?

<3

 

[madame_zora]

Bitch, I'll ban whoever the fuck I please.

*starts something*

*strikes lots of really manly poses*

Alternate reply that just occurred to me:

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH! I'LL DO WHAT I WANT!!!

Yes, bitch, but you're NOT the one I awarded my special powers to, now are you?

 

[B_Spladle]

Yes, bitch, but you're NOT the one I awarded my special powers to, now are you?

Touche, salesman.

 

[madame_zora]

Touche, salesman.

Goddammit, you let out my secret identity.

*Much like domination, the secret of sales is to find out what they want and withhold it*

 

[Ethyl]

What's the point of having power if you're not gonna abuse it?

Oh, I thought you were planning on reigning as a just and fair mod. What a relief :biggrin1:

 

[B_Spladle]

Goddammit, you let out my secret identity.

*Much like domination, the secret of sales is to find out what they want and withhold it*

Sorry, my bad.

 

[madame_zora]

Oh, I thought you were planning on reigning as a just and fair mod. What a relief :biggrin1:

Well, how could he expect to be popular like that?