I Nominate Myself For Mod

[novice_btm]

Yes, now STFU before I am forced to kill you with my mind.

Since when are you suddenly into necrophilia? :tongue: <3<3<3

 

[B_Spladle]

Oh, I thought you were planning on reigning as a just and fair mod. What a relief :biggrin1:

Don't you worry your pretty little head about that, Miss. I assure you, I will be the most corrupt dictator this forum has seen since the likes of . . . well, someone who was a really-really corrupt dictator, I guess.

 

[B_Spladle]

Well, how could he expect to be popular like that?

Indeed. Haven't you heard of giving the people what they want?

The masses want amusement. I will provide it for them.

The masses also desire a troll-free environment. This, too, I will provide for them.

It's win-freakin'-win, baby.

 

[B_Spladle]

Since when are you suddenly into necrophilia? :tongue: <3<3<3

Whoever said I'd fuck you after I killed you? I'd let my minions do that part, silly.

 

[novice_btm]

Whoever said I'd fuck you after I killed you? I'd let my minions do that part, silly.

Then I'm just not gonna die. I'd miss you too much. :kiss:

 

[B_Spladle]

Then I'm just not gonna die. I'd miss you too much. :kiss:

<3<3<3

 

[GoneA]

I've always wanted to troll the boards, actually. Just for a day maybe.

*gets right on that*

 

[Ethyl]

Whoever said I'd fuck you after I killed you? I'd let my minions do that part, silly.

A mod with minions? Now I am afraid:tongue:

 

[Matthew]

I've always wanted to troll the boards, actually. Just for a day maybe.

*gets right on that*

Now there's something worth waiting for!




*waits*

 

[GoneA]

Heh - funny thing is I wouldn't even know how to go about trolling the board. I do, however, believe it involves using grammar incorrectly and spelling words such as 'penis' like 'peaness'.

 

[Lex]

Heh - funny thing is I wouldn't even know how to go about trolling the board. I do, however, believe it involves using grammar incorrectly and spelling words such as 'penis' like 'peaness'.

Just pretend the board is Matthew and My underwear/toy drawer (since you never have any problem disturbing that). Ramble through, disrturbing things, moving shit, and being an ass--and I am sure you will do juuuust fine!!

 

[B_Spladle]

A mod with minions? Now I am afraid:tongue:

Volunteering as a minion grants you immunity from my whims. How 'bout it?

 

[novice_btm]

Volunteering as a minion grants you immunity from my whims. How 'bout it?

Hmm... I dunno. There's a certain whim or two of yours that I wouldn't mind attending to. :tongue:

 

[B_Spladle]

Hmm... I dunno. There's a certain whim or two of yours that I wouldn't mind attending to. :tongue:

novice,

My feelings for you can hardly be called whims.

Lovingly,
Chase

 

[Matthew]

spelling words such as 'penis' like 'peaness'.

'peaness'




*hee hee*

 

[Pecker]

We'd have to screen you carefully, Spladle, including a very throrough background check.

We want to ensure that our mod candidates aren't fanatical suicide banners.

 

[madame_zora]

We'd have to screen you carefully, Spladle, including a very throrough background check.

A probing background check, one might say.

 

[rob_just_rob]

I say let him. It's YOU, Spladle.

 

[basque9]

My second act as mod will be to ban Magnum10x2. He is getting on my nerves.

" Hark.... thou oh splendid Prophet,

Caution to the tyranny of words!

Mindful of danger in glass houses,

Ever vigilant to the resonance of thine own intolerance! "

 

[basque9]

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