I Nominate Myself For Mod

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Chase,

I was all set to nominate you as a mod. Then you went and changed your orientation percentages. Gay went to zero. Bad move on your part. Lex, Matthew and I were all set to vote you in.

We were going to have an initiation party. Just the four of us. One big bed, mirrors on the wall. The best wine. The perfect music. It was all set. Then you did your deed.

Now if those percentages were to change......:tongue:

And we had that party. And I didn't have a massive heart attack from all the explosions in the bed.

I would nominate you to be a mod.


Freddie
 

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Freddie53 said:
Chase,

I was all set to nominate you as a mod. Then you went and changed your orientation percentages. Gay went to zero. Bad move on your part. Lex, Matthew and I were all set to vote you in.

We were going to have an initiation party. Just the four of us. One big bed, mirrors on the wall. The best wine. The perfect music. It was all set. Then you did your deed.

Now if those percentages were to change......:tongue:

And we had that party. And I didn't have a massive heart attack from all the explosions in the bed.

I would nominate you to be a mod.


Freddie

Freddie--this is why all the straight boys think we are against them all the time.

I'll fuck Chase regardless of his orientation.
 

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Lex said:
Just pretend the board is Matthew and My underwear/toy drawer (since you never have any problem disturbing that). Ramble through, disrturbing things, moving shit, and being an ass--and I am sure you will do juuuust fine!! :rolleyes:

I'm sorry ... did someone give me permission to ramble through Lex's and Matt's underwear drawer? Hum. Guess like wishing on a star isn't so pointless after all.
 

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Pecker said:
We'd have to screen you carefully, Spladle, including a very throrough background check.

We want to ensure that our mod candidates aren't fanatical suicide banners.

I already asked, and he said he would not ban himself.

Of course if he is a potential fanatical suicide banner he would lie. I say be safe, screw innocent until proven guilty, screw his rights; this 'laryingitis' is just a sympathy ploy to make him seem like one of us.

I say ban him first, ban him hard, ban him now. It's the only way to be sure, and to protect us all.
 

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Freddie53 said:
Who gets to fuck Chase first? Age before beauty?

Chase gets to fuck himself first. Only after that may the minions commence.

I thought everyone knew that, Freddie. :rolleyes:
 

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Freddie53 said:
Chase,

I was all set to nominate you as a mod. Then you went and changed your orientation percentages. Gay went to zero. Bad move on your part. Lex, Matthew and I were all set to vote you in.

We were going to have an initiation party. Just the four of us. One big bed, mirrors on the wall. The best wine. The perfect music. It was all set. Then you did your deed.

Now if those percentages were to change......:tongue:

And we had that party. And I didn't have a massive heart attack from all the explosions in the bed.

I would nominate you to be a mod.


Freddie
:heart::heart::heart:
 

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Matthew said:
And here I always thought those were porcupine quills.
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