I noticed something while making photos

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  1. NorwegianLumber

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    If i bend my cock a little upwards, and then take a picture of it from a certain angle, it looks even bigger than it usually does. I have posted the pic in my gallery, so go see for yourselves.

    There must be loads of these tricks to make it look bigger... How much bigger do you think we could make a cock look?
     
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    "Forced perspective" is a typical trick of endless porn sites, making 7"-to-8" big dicks look more like 12"-to-13" monsters. Certain people at LPSG also think they can claim dicks of 14" or 15" on the basis of having essentially forced their cock through the lens of the camera when getting snap happy. :rolleyes:
     
  3. snoozan

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    I can photograph 15 years and 20 pounds off, and photoshop 10 more years and another 20 pounds off of someone. This is why I make the big bucks (snort).

    I bet I could make even an average cock look way over 10 inches.
     
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    Are you implying that i'm really 52 and 205 lbs???
     
  5. snoozan

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    pretty much.

    :)
     
  6. joyboytoy79

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    OK, we need to get Alex8 in on this one... he can pick out a photochopped picture from 3 miles away!
     
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    Snoozan - how much you charge? Gonna be anywhere near here soon? :biggrin1:
     
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    Your gallery requires no photoshopping, and offers a fascinating insight into hairstyles of yesteryear. :rolleyes: :heart:
     
  9. snoozan

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    Hmm, it all depends... :tongue:
     
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    My first experiences with cock photography were the other night when I was taking photos of ToolMan. Angle definitely makes a difference. But I tried to be as accurate as possible.

    I do wonder about the perspective of some of the shots on this site, though.
     
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    LOL.
    This guy is priceless.:biggrin1:
     
  12. dannymawg

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    I dunno, maybe it's the beer or something but have a look at "bizarro world TP tube" in my gallery, added tonight. Whole lotta distortion goin on...
     
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    Snoozan

    What do you think of my pics? Could you make my cock match my sac?

    Franky
     
  14. NorwegianLumber

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    no need to photoshop... Haha, no I don'd trim my hair :)

    I guess every photo I've uploaded is taken from a making-it-look-bigger-angle... What's the point of making photos where it looks small :p Anyway, I think I'm going to add a pic with a ruler, so you can see the objective truth.
     
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    I don't think you need silly false pics to make yourself look bigger. Perfectly great cock as it is.
     
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