I once knew a lightbulb so hot...

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by B_mitchymo, Dec 22, 2009.

  1. B_mitchymo

    B_mitchymo New Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2008
    Messages:
    4,701
    Likes Received:
    17
    Location:
    Rugby, England
    ...i just HAD to screw it! :biggrin1:
     
  2. B_Nick8

    B_Nick8 New Member

    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2007
    Messages:
    11,857
    Likes Received:
    97
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    New York City, by way of Marblehead, Boston and Ge
    Call me after you stick your pole in that socket.
     
  3. B_mitchymo

    B_mitchymo New Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2008
    Messages:
    4,701
    Likes Received:
    17
    Location:
    Rugby, England
    Do you want me to reverse charge that call?, that way i could use my socket for another pole!
     
  4. Countryguy63

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2006
    Messages:
    14,551
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    2,248
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    near Monterey, Calif.
    Verified:
    Photo

    What Watt?
     
  5. ghb69

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2009
    Messages:
    1,154
    Albums:
    6
    Likes Received:
    49
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Johnstown (PA, US)
    And he was so bright his mother called him "son"
     
  6. B_Nick8

    B_Nick8 New Member

    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2007
    Messages:
    11,857
    Likes Received:
    97
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    New York City, by way of Marblehead, Boston and Ge
    I have a feeling you won't even need a phone. Just throw open the window and speak "normally".
     
  7. B_mitchymo

    B_mitchymo New Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2008
    Messages:
    4,701
    Likes Received:
    17
    Location:
    Rugby, England
    100 i think. It was definately an energy saver type tho cos it could go for hours.

    HAHA

    and his dad calls him sparky.
    :confused: (envisages hand flying over head) :redface:
     
  8. B_hungprepjock

    B_hungprepjock New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2007
    Messages:
    4,450
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Bodymore, Murderland, USA


    That’s funny...

    ‘It’/He told me you didn’t turn him on.
     
  9. B_mitchymo

    B_mitchymo New Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2008
    Messages:
    4,701
    Likes Received:
    17
    Location:
    Rugby, England
    The f***ing liar, what would he know, he was blacked out!
     
  10. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

    MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2003
    Messages:
    30,934
    Likes Received:
    5,648
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    the pain behind your eyes
    The punchline in this joke was not that shocking.
     
  11. B_mitchymo

    B_mitchymo New Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2008
    Messages:
    4,701
    Likes Received:
    17
    Location:
    Rugby, England
    Haha, well stick around, the jokes get dimmer!
     
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice