I once knew a lightbulb so hot...

[mitchymo]

...i just HAD to screw it! :biggrin1:

 

[B_Nick8]

Call me after you stick your pole in that socket.

 

[mitchymo]

Call me after you stick your pole in that socket.

Do you want me to reverse charge that call?, that way i could use my socket for another pole!

 

[Countryguy63]

...i just HAD to screw it! :biggrin1:

What Watt?

 

[ghb69]

And he was so bright his mother called him "son"

 

[B_Nick8]

Do you want me to reverse charge that call?

I have a feeling you won't even need a phone. Just throw open the window and speak "normally".

 

[mitchymo]

What Watt?

100 i think. It was definately an energy saver type tho cos it could go for hours.

And he was so bright his mother called him "son"

HAHA

and his dad calls him sparky.

I have a feeling you won't even need a phone. Just throw open the window and speak "normally".

(envisages hand flying over head) :redface:

 

[B_hungprepjock]

...i just HAD to screw it! :biggrin1:

That’s funny...

‘It’/He told me you didn’t turn him on.

 

[mitchymo]

That’s funny...

‘It’/He told me you didn’t turn him on.

The f***ing liar, what would he know, he was blacked out!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

The punchline in this joke was not that shocking.

 

[mitchymo]

The punchline in this joke was not that shocking.

Haha, well stick around, the jokes get dimmer!