I only suck straight dudes

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So I was in craights list last night out of sheer boredom and I noticed a woman in my area put up an intriguing ad, I replied and was responded back to immediately. Surprise surprise its a fucking dude. Before I could even message back he sent me a message saying "try something new along with several candid images of a guy blowing another guy.

I called him out on the bogus ad and he replied to me in the following way "I am sorry, I only blow straight guys"

Now this was a borderline seizure inducing moment for me, I could only stare at the message blankly as my soul left my body to do battle with trolls and goblins on the fields of Valhalla. The sheer gull was quite litterally stupefying me.

Now how would you respond?
 

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So I was in craights list last night out of sheer boredom and I noticed a woman in my area put up an intriguing ad, I replied and was responded back to immediately. Surprise surprise its a fucking dude. Before I could even message back he sent me a message saying "try something new along with several candid images of a guy blowing another guy.

I called him out on the bogus ad and he replied to me in the following way "I am sorry, I only blow straight guys"

Now this was a borderline seizure inducing moment for me, I could only stare at the message blankly as my soul left my body to do battle with trolls and goblins on the fields of Valhalla. The sheer gull was quite litterally stupefying me.

Now how would you respond?


Don't use CRAIGSLIST to get hookups or a relationship. If you are black, live in the South and use CRAIGSLIST to hookup/get a relationship...EXPECT THE WORST.



 

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So I was in craights list last night out of sheer boredom and I noticed a woman in my area put up an intriguing ad, I replied and was responded back to immediately. Surprise surprise its a fucking dude. Before I could even message back he sent me a message saying "try something new along with several candid images of a guy blowing another guy.

I called him out on the bogus ad and he replied to me in the following way "I am sorry, I only blow straight guys"

Now this was a borderline seizure inducing moment for me, I could only stare at the message blankly as my soul left my body to do battle with trolls and goblins on the fields of Valhalla. The sheer gull was quite litterally stupefying me.

Now how would you respond?

Your response was appropriate and exactly as I would imagine mine. I can't stand fake profiles...
 

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but why hed have to know that once he sent the pictures of a man that he wouldnt be into it. i dont understand those people
So, he could get a straight man because he wanted straight cock. Straight men like women, right? :smile:

 

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lol would have done the exact same thing. Question though, was thor there? Gotta have a talk with him about that last movie...
 
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but why hed have to know that once he sent the pictures of a man that he wouldnt be into it. i dont understand those people

I am gay and I don't understand why these gay men are creepin' some straight dude on CRAIGSLIST. I wished that gay men liked gay men but for whatever is going on in the world...global warming...world politics...the decline of the honeybee population...whatever is happening to some gay men and their being attracted to straight dudes. I have no answer.

I hope it isn't a symptom of a forthcoming zombie apocalypse, though. :biggrin1: