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[madame_zora]

*stands beside Ashlar with a giant cock detector*

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Dec 30 2004, 10:07 PM
*stands beside Ashlar with a giant cock detector*

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Uhhh zora honey, we ARE living breathing, giant cock detectors ;P

 

[lapdog2001]

Zora,

Here's one straight guy volunteering his services to any woman in need!

LapDog

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by jeepwranglerboi@Dec 30 2004, 11:32 PM
Please let me know the boarding time as well so I can have the warm nuts and moist towel ready.

I can always count on you, jeep, to be responsible for providing me with warm nuts! Keep that moist towel handy!

 

[Freddie53]

I don't know where the distination for this plane ride is, but it sure sounds like fun. What a way to bring in the New Year!!!

 

[madame_zora]

Oh, Freddie, jump on in. I'm sure the flight will be better than the arrival anyway.

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Dec 31 2004, 04:24 AM
Oh, Freddie, jump on in. I'm sure the flight will be better than the arrival anyway.

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Why thanks for the invitation. I'll set my money jar on the piano and play away there or somewhere while indulging in those delicious exotic drinks.

*Ashlar is securing a bartender for the trip.

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by ashlar+Dec 30 2004, 10:00 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ashlar &#064; Dec 30 2004, 10:00 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by madame_zora@Dec 30 2004, 06:55 PM

Originally posted by jeepwranglerboi@Dec 30 2004, 11:32 PM
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All flights now boarding, please note that the entire cabin is First Class VIP only. All passengers must submit (wink) to a pat down by Ashlar. All male passengers must also submit to a cock check as identity verification by both Ashlar and Zora. No farm animals are permitted on the flight, however a smoking section is avalible, weed and alcohol are encouraged, and clothing is optional.

*stands at the gate with a giant metal detector*

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No farm animals??? Well that leaves Leo the Idiot off the passenger list for sure. I think I am going to enjoy this plane ride after all.

*Leo the Idiot is being taken in shackles from the airport to the jail to be booked for sodomy with farm animals.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

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If Jana and I are in the same corner toogeather, chances are were not pouting ;P

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More than likely panting&#33;&#33; :wub:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Dec 31 2004, 03:07 AM
*stands beside Ashlar with a giant cock detector*

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Uh-Oh, would be the one I mentioned in Women&#39;s Issues, there MZ?

Everybody get ready for some fireworks and excitement when the detector overloads.

*JUMPS TO THE FLOOR YELLING "HIT THE DECK&#33;"*

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK+Dec 31 2004, 07:33 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK &#064; Dec 31 2004, 07:33 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-madame_zora@Dec 31 2004, 03:07 AM
*stands beside Ashlar with a giant cock detector*

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Uh-Oh, would be the one I mentioned in Women&#39;s Issues, there MZ?

Everybody get ready for some fireworks and excitement when the detector overloads.

*JUMPS TO THE FLOOR YELLING "HIT THE DECK&#33;"*

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*points atta chuck*
Stop trying to create a scene and drop your draaawwws, don&#39;t worry we wont make you cough.

 

[13788]

leotaylor:

Originally posted by ashlar+Dec 30 2004, 09:34 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ashlar &#064; Dec 30 2004, 09:34 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by leotaylor@Dec 30 2004, 03:51 PM
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My avatar should a guy in a superman suite-everyone wants me to help em-everyday-doing good deed is hard work.But being a nice guy I can&#39;t help but get involved and help out people in trouble-open doors for damsels-even mademe zora-not thats she&#39;s worth it,but a galliant knight I am.

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Your still an idiot.

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Mademe
Why because she talks too much-she boring me to death/she talks too much-she&#39; boring me to death/she talks to much. .

Lets see the nice girl we once knew and loved again.

Thats a Sexy Idiot to you.

 

[13788]

leotaylor: Your still an idiot.

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Mademe
Why because she talks too much-she boring me to death/she talks too much-she&#39; boring me to death/she talks to much. .
well hung,sexy oversexed stud-rock star with a porn star soul

PS.anyone rude or stupid here,gets a big chance to be ignored.Just trying to keep the old Code of Gentleman Chivalry open.Leo
Lets see the nice girl we once knew and loved again.

Thats a Sexy Idiot to you.

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happy new year-time to change bad old hapids

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by leotaylor@Dec 31 2004, 10:39 AM

Mademe
Why because she talks too much-she boring me to death/she talks too much-she&#39; boring me to death/she talks to much. .

Lets see the nice girl we once knew and loved again.

Thats a Sexy Idiot to you.

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Give it up Mavrack. Zora is way too good for you, and too attractive. Your never going to get anywhere with her, unless you grew a brain, which issnt likely.

While were onthe subject, neither am I,so stop trying to give me "I&#39;m sexy you know you want me" bullshit.

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by leotaylor+Dec 31 2004, 10:39 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(leotaylor &#064; Dec 31 2004, 10:39 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by ashlar@Dec 30 2004, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by leotaylor@Dec 30 2004, 03:51 PM
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@Dec 30 2004, 08:48 PM
My avatar should a guy in a superman suite-everyone wants me to help em-everyday-doing good deed is hard work.But being a nice guy I can&#39;t help but get involved and help out people in trouble-open doors for damsels-even mademe zora-not thats she&#39;s worth it,but a galliant knight I am.

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Your still an idiot.

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Mademe
Why because she talks too much-she boring me to death/she talks too much-she&#39; boring me to death/she talks to much. .

Lets see the nice girl we once knew and loved again.

Thats a Sexy Idiot to you.

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Leo the Idiot, we have good news the sodomy charges have been dropped. There was not enough evidence to prove you are a human being. The report from the medical lab shows your DNA to be that from a jackass. Purebred, pedigree and all.

 

[13788]

leotaylor: And Mademe know this...my mother recently died-three months ago.ANY CRAP I MAY HAVE DID BEFORE THEN WAS AFFECTED BY HER ILLNESS.Any punishment you can think of is nothing compared to the losses I&#39;ve suffered since.

Not that you&#39;d care...obvious this might interfere with your rude fun here.

I hope I am wrong though,because I came back for myself-not you sweetheart or your &#39;&#39;freinds.&#39;&#39;.I came to prove things to myself and change my ways.
My mother was one of the kindess,good ,intelligent persons I ever knew.and I&#39;d love to find a woman with half her qualities-since people tell me-and this a quote.&#39;&#39;I&#39;m a nice,goodhearted guy.&#39;&#39; or ;;Good man.Charlie Brown.&#39;&#39;

I am told I am kind,good just like her-so if you can&#39;t see it,your problem-not mine.


Have I made myself clear ?

The problem is with you-not with me.Maddie Hayse.

David Addison.

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by leotaylor@Dec 31 2004, 10:50 AM
And Mademe know this...my mother recently died-three months ago.ANY CRAP I MAY HAVE DID BEFORE THEN WAS AFFECTED BY HER ILLNESS.Any punishment you can think of is nothing compared to the losses I&#39;ve suffered since.

Not that you&#39;d care...obvious this might interfere with your rude fun here.

I hope I am wrong though,because I came back for myself-not you sweetheart or your &#39;&#39;freinds.&#39;&#39;.I came to prove things to myself and change my ways.
My mother was one of the kindess,good ,intelligent persons I ever knew.and I&#39;d love to find a woman with half her qualities-since people tell me-and this a quote.&#39;&#39;I&#39;m a nice,goodhearted guy.&#39;&#39; or ;;Good man.Charlie Brown.&#39;&#39;

I am told I am kind,good just like her-so if you can&#39;t see it,your problem-not mine.


Have I made myself clear ?

The problem is with you-not with me.Maddie Hayse.

David Addison.

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Shut up

 

[jeepwranglerboi]

Originally posted by madame_zora+Dec 30 2004, 11:55 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora &#064; Dec 30 2004, 11:55 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by jeepwranglerboi@Dec 30 2004, 11:32 PM
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Ashlar, when&#39;s the boarding time on that plane that will take us to a less stupid place??

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Please let me know the boarding time as well so I can have the warm nuts and moist towel ready. I&#39;ll be the Purser for the evening if that is alright with you all.

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Jeep, I couldn&#39;t get past the "warm nuts" :lol: , you&#39;ll have to forgive my third-grade sense of humor. Poor me, all these incredibly sexy gay boys around, we do have to kidnap a few str8 ones ofr me too. Maybe if we keep jonb blindfolded, he&#39;ll never know. Seems he may be willing to play for both teams, at least by the time we get through with him&#33;

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I&#39;m so glad you appreciate my sense of humour as well&#33; Honey, you deserve it just point out which man you want and I&#39;ll get him for you&#33; Poor jonb is gonna be SO sore&#33;&#33;

 

[jeepwranglerboi]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Dec 31 2004, 07:16 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Dec 31 2004, 07:16 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jeepwranglerboi@Dec 30 2004, 11:32 PM
Please let me know the boarding time as well so I can have the warm nuts and moist towel ready.

I can always count on you, jeep, to be responsible for providing me with warm nuts&#33; Keep that moist towel handy&#33;

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Anytime babe&#33;

 

[madame_zora]

Jeepwranglerboi, if you stand with me, who shall stand against me?

*taps fingers on desk and writhes with anticipation thinking of who to send him after.... so many of her favs don&#39;t post much anymore, and so many newbies might be fringhtened.......remembers she likes frightened men....*

Aha&#33; We could jet over to England and bag Spank the Monkey for me, we do have plane&#33;