"I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen"

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  1. Calboner

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    I recently discovered this collection, which apparently has been circulating for a while. (Here is one of the many places where you can find it.) It is purported to consist of "genuine clips from British Council flat tenants complaining to the Council about problems with their flats."
     
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    Fuck you my stitches hurt!
     
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    RAHAHAH LMAO!!!

    Im with Midlife...my stitches hurt too...and they are 11 years old :corkysm21:
     
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    I think these are the ones that made me laugh the most:

     
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    LOL......:smile:
     
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    This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.

    What am I supposed to do about harassing neighbors?
     
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    These are my favorites:

    13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.

    14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

    20. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was a bad wind the other night that blew them off.

    How would I, imagining that I am a sarcastic, bitter Council employee, respond to these complaints? 13. Rent yourself a porno flick, sir, and make a date with five fingered Rosie! 14. I don't understand your consternation madame. Your children can't smell any worse now than before their bath. 20. I understand completely, sir. Vegetarian curries cause me acute distress, also.
     
  8. Calboner

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    Good idea, Dogtrainer. One can imagine possible replies to no. 7 as well:
    "Dear Sir, allow me to refer you to the Web site LPSG.org. . . ."
     
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    Those are hysterical! :rofl:

    :eek: You have stitches?!? My sweet midlifebear had surgery and I was unaware? Do you need me to kiss the boo-boo?
     
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    And the say council workers lead a boring life
     
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