I saw a very sexy Yummy Mummy

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  1. D_Sir Dancealot

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    I drove passed a school in Leeds yesterday and saw the sexiest Yummy Mummy ever. She was about 45 long dark hair and wearing skinny jeans and black boots. Very slim and sexy. I've never fancied older women before but God she did it for me!!! Females are looking younger and what great news that is. Are there any Yummy Mummy members on here?


    Note - For my American friends - A Yummy Mummy is a sexy mother in her 50's 40's or 30's who is very sexy and fit and looks 18. She normally wears sunglasses 24/7 and drives a sports car or 4x4
     
  2. Matthew

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    The image just isn't complete without her being wrapped in white tape from head to toe.
     
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    They're called MILFs here (Mom I'd Like to Fuck). I live with one. She is fine as a frog hair split four ways and sanded down.
     
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    I call them homebound soccer moms and I avoid them like the plague.

    Nothing worse that some lovelorn women whose children and workout routines are their sport and whose husbands haven't licked or fucked them in 13 months.

    So desparate for attention. UGH. No thanks.

    I'll stick to MILF pron.
     
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    If somebody else's shoes are hanging at the park, you probably shouldn't play there.
     
  6. GoneA

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    umm, even when she's asleep
     
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    Oh yah Gone..And she wears her sunglasses at night, so she can so she can
    Watch you live and breathe your storylines.



    Thanks Corey Hart.
     
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    Maybe she sleeps during the day and needs to block out the light. :rolleyes:
     
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    So now our Yummy Mummy/MILF is a vampire? :cool:
     
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    Hey, if she has a little body hair and likes swimming too, she can be the Wolf Man and the Creature from the Black Lagoon as well, thereby completing the full set of classic Universal monsters. :rolleyes:
     
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    Really? The Creature from the Black Lagoon completes the set? I would have thought it was Frankenstein, or The Blob, or even Godzilla.

    but If you are refering to universal, ...then never mind.:biggrin1:
     
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    Ideally we need an Invisible Man as well, but I guess that could be yorksguy watching her unseen. :rolleyes:
     
  13. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Uhhhmm, just for reference, if she's wearing shades 24/7, odd are that she's got something to hide, I.E., like her eyes so that if she does hit on some guy, no one would recognize her, or she's wasted outta her mind and don't people to see her eyes. Or it could be that she's got a hubby with an awful temper too.

    Between you & me,I have dated a few MILF's in my area, and it never really amounted to anything productive, aside from being chased one time outta her house by her "ex-husband".

    I've considered dating a few seriously, but always am stopped by the child aspect because I don't feel ready for that type of involvement yet.
     
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    I have 2 questions...

    A "cougar" is an older MILF ?

    Those MILFs are married w kids?
     
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    Well, Gisella, hence the acronym, Mother I'd Love to Fuck.
     
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    all of them? sounds like a cult to me.
     
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    So, what are you still waiting for? Attaboy!

    I can tell you, don't write us older lasses off so quickly. We're far away on you young guys sometimes in terms of experience and willingness, so, you have a high probability of getting a good ride from her.
     
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    Claire is a WILF...Woman I'd Love to Fuck....or HILF, Hottie
     
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    And you're a NILF - Non-Com I'd Like to Fuck ;-)

    Was just stating my opinion. Hell, where have men come? Instead of approaching a sexy woman when they see one, they first spill their guts on an internet forum. Where have times taken us?
     
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    Yes, I see one some days close to my work. She wears dark glasses and alow cut blouse and looks absolutely gorgeous......and she knows it.
     
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