I saw the sign, but it didnt open up my eyes

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by jonb, Oct 26, 2004.

  1. jonb

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    I was driving today and I saw a sign outside this nondescript house which said "careers", and it had silhouette a busty, long-haired woman bending over. I wonder what kind of career they'll get you? Should it be called a position? If so, is it doggystyle, donkey punching, dirty sanchez, sitting blowjob, spitroast?

    Now if I only had a digital camera then.
     
  2. Pecker

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    jonb, if the sign had been spelled "Ca-rears" I might be able to guess what goes on within those nondescript walls.
     
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    You deserve a stern reprimand for quoting an Ace of Base song. ANY Ace of Base song.
     
  4. madame_zora

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    Perhaps it was for ass-ets management.

    Sign, sign, everywhere a sign......
     
  5. jonb

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    I would've thought of Mme. Z's response, but that wasn't my generation.
     
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    Stick we me, kid- I'll teach you everthing I know!

    Don't worry, I'll spare you Ozzy and AC/DC......
     
  7. jonb

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    I'm sure AC/DC had magnetic personalities, no matter how much you wanted to bolt from the theater. It couldn't be that shocking.

    Jon (I ran this pun into the ground.)
     
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