"I slept with a jew because I have double d's

[naughty]

Someone sent this to me and I thought you all would like to try it out....


Pick the month you were born in
1 - I cuddled with
2 - I killed
3 - I ran shirtless with
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I banged
7 - I needed
8 - I ran naked with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I ate out
11 - I slept with
12- I smoked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a jew
09 - a ninja
10 - a homo
11 - Paris Hilton
12 - the trojan man
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - a glass of milk
17 - a bisexual
18 - YOUR MOM (mam)
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - my ex
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a french fry
28 - a homeless guy
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - Ur grandma

pick the colour of the top your wearing now..

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

 

[prepstudinsc]

I slept with a toothbrush because that's how I roll.

Someone sent this to me and I thought you all would like to try it out....


Pick the month you were born in
1 - I cuddled with
2 - I killed
3 - I ran shirtless with
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I banged
7 - I needed
8 - I ran naked with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I ate out
11 - I slept with
12- I smoked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a jew
09 - a ninja
10 - a homo
11 - Paris Hilton
12 - the trojan man
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - a glass of milk
17 - a bisexual
18 - YOUR MOM (mam)
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - my ex
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a french fry
28 - a homeless guy
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - Ur grandma

pick the colour of the top your wearing now..

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

 

[mattyule]

I SLEPT WITH PARIS HILTON BECAUSE I'M A PIMP AND YOUR JEALOUS

oh god, can i take this back??

 

[B_Think_Kink]

I cuddled with a lesbian because I'm a pimp and your jelous... hahah

 

[prepstudinsc]

I SLEPT WITH PARIS HILTON BECAUSE I'M A PIMP AND YOUR JEALOUS

oh god, can i take this back??

God help you! LOLOLOL :tongue:

 

[B_Hickboy]

I slept with a bisexual because I love marijuana.

 

[jakeatolla]

I Stabbed Santa Claus because I'm a pimp and you're jealous !!!

 

[Ethyl]

I stabbed a stripper because I smoke crack.

Hm. Productive and busy week.

 

[Pecker]

I raped a condom because I'm sexy as hell.

It was cold, y'all...

 

[naughty]

I raped a condom because I'm sexy as hell.

It was cold, y'all...

Well at least you had safe sex.... LOL!

 

[B_Think_Kink]

I stabbed a stripper because I smoke crack.

Hm. Productive and busy week.

I raped a condom because I'm sexy as hell.

It was cold, y'all...

Lol... MB yours actually makes logical sence.

 

[41103]

I cuddled with Paris Hilton because i love marijuana

 

[snoozan]

I raped an orange because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

BITCHEZ!!!

 

[AlteredEgo]

I ran shirtless with Santa Clause because I love marijuana.

(And that seems like the only way to make that happen. But I'd totally run shirtless with Santa. If he were real. And asked.)

 

[Lordpendragon]

I ran shirtless with a lesbian because I've got abs.

Yep - been there :smile:

And now you know my birthday - I expect a lot of virtual gifts of the sexy variety. :wink:

 

[tripod]

"I stabbed a homeless guy because that's how I roll!"

 

[crescendo69]

I needed a stripper because I have abs

 

[snoozan]

I stabbed a stripper because I smoke crack.

Hm. Productive and busy week.

This made me laugh. You're great, MB.

 

[ruffboy]

i ate out paris hilton cause that's how i roll!!

damn, me and everyone else apparently.... how bourgeois :-(

 

[HotBulge]

I stabbed the kool-aid man because I love marijuana