"I slept with a jew because I have double d's

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  1. naughty

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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    Someone sent this to me and I thought you all would like to try it out....


    Pick the month you were born in
    1 - I cuddled with
    2 - I killed
    3 - I ran shirtless with
    4 - I raped
    5 - I killed
    6 - I banged
    7 - I needed
    8 - I ran naked with
    9 - I stabbed
    10 - I ate out
    11 - I slept with
    12- I smoked with

    Pick the day (number) you were born on

    01 - the kool-aid man
    02 - a horse
    03 - a pornstar
    04 - a toothbrush
    05 - Santa Claus
    06 - a bag of weed
    07 - a prostitute
    08 - a jew
    09 - a ninja
    10 - a homo
    11 - Paris Hilton
    12 - the trojan man
    13 - a whore
    14 - a cat
    15 - a pickle
    16 - a glass of milk
    17 - a bisexual
    18 - YOUR MOM (mam)
    19 - an orange
    20 - a crackhead
    21 - a bowl of cereal
    22 - an easter egg
    23 - my ex
    24 - a condom
    25 - a jar of honey
    26 - a lesbian
    27 - a french fry
    28 - a homeless guy
    29 - your dealer
    30 - a stripper
    31 - Ur grandma

    pick the colour of the top your wearing now..

    White - Because thats how i roll
    Black - because im sexy as hell
    Pink - Because the lil people told me to
    Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
    Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
    Polka Dots - because I hate my life
    Purple - because I'm gay
    Gray - because I love marijuana
    Other - because I have double D's
    Green - because I'm beautiful
    Orange - because I smoke crack
    Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
    Brown - because i had to
    Shirtless - because I've got abs
     
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    I slept with a toothbrush because that's how I roll.


     
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    I SLEPT WITH PARIS HILTON BECAUSE I'M A PIMP AND YOUR JEALOUS

    oh god, can i take this back??
     
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    I cuddled with a lesbian because I'm a pimp and your jelous... hahah
     
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    God help you! LOLOLOL :tongue:
     
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    I slept with a bisexual because I love marijuana.
     
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    I Stabbed Santa Claus because I'm a pimp and you're jealous !!!
     
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    I stabbed a stripper because I smoke crack.

    Hm. Productive and busy week.
     
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    I raped a condom because I'm sexy as hell.

    It was cold, y'all...
     
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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    Well at least you had safe sex.... LOL!
     
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    Lol... MB yours actually makes logical sence.
     
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    I cuddled with Paris Hilton because i love marijuana
     
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    I raped an orange because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

    BITCHEZ!!!
     
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    I ran shirtless with Santa Clause because I love marijuana.

    (And that seems like the only way to make that happen. But I'd totally run shirtless with Santa. If he were real. And asked.)
     
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    I ran shirtless with a lesbian because I've got abs.

    Yep - been there :smile:

    And now you know my birthday - I expect a lot of virtual gifts of the sexy variety. :wink:
     
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    "I stabbed a homeless guy because that's how I roll!"
     
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    I needed a stripper because I have abs
     
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    This made me laugh. You're great, MB.
     
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    i ate out paris hilton cause that's how i roll!!

    damn, me and everyone else apparently.... how bourgeois :-(
     
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    I stabbed the kool-aid man because I love marijuana
     
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