Its terrible!! I was rushing to the bathroom... after a binge of eating cheese with wine and crackers, I felt this pressure built up that could not be relieved with farting alone. And man, those farts wee these burning sulfur bombs.. thick, turdsy farts. SO I rush in and bnd to sit down on the bowl. that action must have squeezed an already impatient turd out of my ass, because I ended up sitting down on the bowl with half a shit sticking out of my ass. The poor thing ends up being decapitated by the edge of the bowl, with its "head" becoming smeared up my crack unbeknown to me. I proceed to defecate an ensemble cast of turds. It was this thick pasty stuff...rally rank. The stuff was so thick that even farts had trouble sneaking out. I start to wipe my ass and I feel through the toilet paper my fingers sinking into this warm goo. I get up to find the back of the bowl seat painted with shit like a skitso kid's fingerpainting. I mean, who really needs to finish a problematic shit with a mess like this?