I smeared myself!

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Its terrible!! I was rushing to the bathroom... after a binge of eating cheese with wine and crackers, I felt this pressure built up that could not be relieved with farting alone. And man, those farts wee these burning sulfur bombs.. thick, turdsy farts.

SO I rush in and bnd to sit down on the bowl. that action must have squeezed an already impatient turd out of my ass, because I ended up sitting down on the bowl with half a shit sticking out of my ass. The poor thing ends up being decapitated by the edge of the bowl, with its "head" becoming smeared up my crack unbeknown to me. I proceed to defecate an ensemble cast of turds. It was this thick pasty stuff...rally rank. The stuff was so thick that even farts had trouble sneaking out.

I start to wipe my ass and I feel through the toilet paper my fingers sinking into this warm goo. I get up to find the back of the bowl seat painted with shit like a skitso kid's fingerpainting. I mean, who really needs to finish a problematic shit with a mess like this?:confused:
 

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Its terrible!! I was rushing to the bathroom... after a binge of eating cheese with wine and crackers, I felt this pressure built up that could not be relieved with farting alone. And man, those farts wee these burning sulfur bombs.. thick, turdsy farts.

SO I rush in and bnd to sit down on the bowl. that action must have squeezed an already impatient turd out of my ass, because I ended up sitting down on the bowl with half a shit sticking out of my ass. The poor thing ends up being decapitated by the edge of the bowl, with its "head" becoming smeared up my crack unbeknown to me. I proceed to defecate an ensemble cast of turds. It was this thick pasty stuff...rally rank. The stuff was so thick that even farts had trouble sneaking out.

I start to wipe my ass and I feel through the toilet paper my fingers sinking into this warm goo. I get up to find the back of the bowl seat painted with shit like a skitso kid's fingerpainting. I mean, who really needs to finish a problematic shit with a mess like this?:confused:

:Flush: ... So you're no longer full of crap, having divested yourself of it here, lovely. Perhaps you should change your name to crapslock?
 

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start to wipe my ass and I feel through the toilet paper my fingers sinking into this warm goo. I get up to find the back of the bowl seat painted with shit like a skitso kid's fingerpainting. I mean, who really needs to finish a problematic shit with a mess like this?:confused:

ewwwwwwwwww, but the best part nonetheless.....:tongue:
 

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Its terrible!! I was rushing to the bathroom... after a binge of eating cheese with wine and crackers, I felt this pressure built up that could not be relieved with farting alone. And man, those farts wee these burning sulfur bombs.. thick, turdsy farts.

SO I rush in and bnd to sit down on the bowl. that action must have squeezed an already impatient turd out of my ass, because I ended up sitting down on the bowl with half a shit sticking out of my ass. The poor thing ends up being decapitated by the edge of the bowl, with its "head" becoming smeared up my crack unbeknown to me. I proceed to defecate an ensemble cast of turds. It was this thick pasty stuff...rally rank. The stuff was so thick that even farts had trouble sneaking out.

I start to wipe my ass and I feel through the toilet paper my fingers sinking into this warm goo. I get up to find the back of the bowl seat painted with shit like a skitso kid's fingerpainting. I mean, who really needs to finish a problematic shit with a mess like this?:confused:

And we need to know this, why??? :shocked: I'm sure there are plenty of scat websites out there for you to share your experiences...
 

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There's only so much horror I can take.

...but hey, Flash Ultimate Spray works miracles. After cleaning the bog, you may need to dose your ass with it as well ;)
 

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Let me tell you something: I'm the victim here.. innocently taking a post-cheese-eating shit, not expecting to be painting the bowl seat with a decapitated turd.
 

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And why is this noteworthy or worth discussion and OUR time????

Its just alot of shit.....:mad:
Is this a pun! LOL:tongue:


At the present time the ToS does not cover shitting on yourself and giving a detailed report to the members. Perhaps the moderators should review this.:eek::biggrin1:

Members don't be concerned, if you accidentally shit yourself we won't ban you. However, if you tell us about it.....:censored:

I nominate this thread as the bull shit thread of the day. LOL.:eek::biggrin1:
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