I stole a pig

[B_btrelll]

Now I feel b[SIZE=-1]ad.

Does [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]anyone [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]want it?
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[jeff black]

Now I feel b[SIZE=-1]ad.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=-1]Does [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]anyone [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]want it?[/SIZE]

Did you have sex with it?:tongue:

 

[wldhoney]

Hmmmmm.......I once responded to a call where a guy died while having sex with a stuffed pig he had bound on it's back on the bed. So my question is ..... what did you do to that pig, mister?

 

[B_btrelll]

I didn't sleep with it. I might h[SIZE=-1]ave put my [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]arm [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]around it, but nothing more.


I might just return him to the f[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]arm[/SIZE]

 

[Principessa]

Now I feel b[SIZE=-1]ad.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=-1]Does [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]anyone [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]want it?[/SIZE]

Assuming this is a joke and you just posted for the sake of posting... in the future, don't do that! It's annoying and a waste of bandwith.

If you are serious and stole a live pig then you should do the right thing and return it. If it's a toy return it!

Duh! Stealing is wrong.

Where are you stupid people coming from?!?

 

[ganja4me]

I didn't sleep with it. I might h[SIZE=-1]ave put my [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]arm [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]around it, but nothing more. [/SIZE]


[SIZE=-1]I might just return him to the f[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]arm[/SIZE]

If I were you I would be making bacon.:tongue:

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[jeff black]

I didn't sleep with it. I might h[SIZE=-1]ave put my [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]arm [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]around it, but nothing more. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=-1]I might just return him to the f[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]arm[/SIZE]

Probably for the best. Everyone knows that Pigs make lousy lovers.
(I'm just fucking around, dude)

 

[wldhoney]

If I were you I would be making bacon.:tongue:​

Probably for the best. Everyone knows that Pigs make lousy lovers.
(I'm just fucking around, dude)

LMAO......at least it got a cuddle.

 

[Big Dreamer]

I'm surprised Manly Banisters isn't chiming in. This is one of hers that got potentially violated.

 

[B_btrelll]

Assuming this is a joke and you just posted for the sake of posting... in the future, don't do that! It's annoying and a waste of bandwith.

If you are serious and stole a live pig then you should do the right thing and return it. If it's a toy return it!

Duh! Stealing is wrong.

Where are you stupid people coming from?!?

Sir, I [SIZE=-1]am very serious.

I never w[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]anted [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]an opinion on the mor[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]al implic[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]ations of ste[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]aling s[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]aid pig, I just w[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]anted to know who would like to t[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]ake the pig off my h[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]ands.

Would you like it? His n[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]ame is Cecil. [/SIZE]

 

[ganja4me]

Sir, I [SIZE=-1]am very serious. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=-1]I never w[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]anted [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]an opinion on the mor[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]al implic[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]ations of ste[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]aling s[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]aid pig, I just w[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]anted to know who would like to t[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]ake the pig off my h[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]ands. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=-1]Would you like it? His n[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]ame is Cecil. [/SIZE]

Uh oh...I sense drama.:eek5:

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[wldhoney]

It's ok, everyone. I took a statement from said pig, and she said that any squealing she made was with her consent, and that the OP is free of responsibility as she told him she was of legal age and then told him she gave great snout.

Call was cleared as "Peace Restored".

 

[Principessa]

Sir, I am very serious.

I never wanted an opinion on the moral implications of stealing said pig, I just wanted to know who would like to take the pig off my hands.

Would you like it? His name is Cecil.

First off, I am a Miss or Ms not a sir.

No, I would not like your pig, even if his name is Cecil. :tongue: Perhaps the local Humane Society will accept him?

You really can't blame me for thinking that this was a joke.

You have been a member for 3 years, have no profile information, no pictures have made a mere 83 posts and started only 4 threads. Two threads were in fictitious stories, the one I have copy/pasted below; and of course todays pig post.

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A friend of mine with a stubby little nodge hardly eats any cake, while I enjoy a higher cake intake than most.




Now I ask you, how could I or anyone else for that matter possibly be expected to take your pig post, seriously.

 

[B_btrelll]

First off, I am a Miss or Ms not a sir.

No, I would not like your pig, even if his name is Cecil. :tongue: Perhaps the local Humane Society will accept him?

You really can't blame me for thinking that this was a joke.

You have been a member for 3 years, have no profile information, no pictures have made a mere 83 posts and started only 4 threads. Two threads were in fictitious stories, the one I have copy/pasted below; and of course todays pig post.

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Do guys with larger winky-woo-wahs eat more cake?

A friend of mine with a stubby little nodge hardly eats any cake, while I enjoy a higher cake intake than most.




Now I ask you, how could I or anyone else for that matter possibly be expected to take your pig post, seriously.

My entire posting history here h[SIZE=-1]a[/SIZE]s been serious Sir.

My stories [SIZE=-1]are post modern works of genius.

My theory of c[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]ake mix enl[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]arging the winky woo w[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]ah is sound.

[/SIZE]Now ple[SIZE=-1]ase t[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]ake this pig off my h[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]ands. He's chewing my [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]ankles.[/SIZE]

 

[wldhoney]

Hey, ganja4me, wanna go hide out in "Funny Stuff"?

 

[ganja4me]

Hey, ganja4me, wanna go hide out in "Funny Stuff"?

Good idea.

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[B_btrelll]

PIG NEWS: The pig h[SIZE=-1]as decided to go to sleep. I'll sell him tomorrow
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[D_alex8]

I took a statement from said pig, and she said that any squealing she made was with her consent, ...

The pig h[SIZE=-1]as decided to go to sleep. I'll sell him tomorrow
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Someone needs to take a quick course in sexing pigs.

 

[B_btrelll]

PIG NEWS: I've checked [SIZE=-1]and the pig is indeed m[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]ale. It [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]also h[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]as [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]a huge porky penis.


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[wldhoney]

Someone needs to take a quick course in sexing pigs.

She's a T-Pig. :tongue: