I stopped my car beside a prostitute

BUSTERHYMAN

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I stopped my car beside a prostitute last night and said, "How much for a blow job?"

"$30.00" bucks she replied.

"That seems fair," I said, "Jump in."

As I climbed onto the back seat with my trousers around my ankles I suddenly heard my wife's Rilla voice.

"You fucking bastard!" she screamed, as the prostitute started licking my balls, "I can't believe this!"

I looked at her sat in the passenger seat and said, "If you don't like it, get out."

Then to top things off i pulled out my camera phone.. And the prostitute said "Cheese," "I'm not taking a picture," I replied.....

"I know," She said, "I was just commenting on this stuff that's all under your foreskin."
 
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