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A couple weeks ago I went with a couple friends to the Pride ordeal downtown. My friend Kelly had brought some of those Halloween make-up marker things and she was using them to paint little rainbows and such on her face. Well at some point my friend Lee had the bright idea to dare me to paint some rainbows and such all over my body and run bared ass naked through this pathway thing that went from one end of the park where the festival was at to the other. Now I had been high since about 11AM that day, so I just agreed. I went with my friends into an alley and stripped down, and painted a few rainbows and such on myself, then ran back out and hauled ass through the crowd, leaving my friends with my clothes n shit. So I just ran my ass all fast through this huge crowd(Quite a few of the guys there I had met before), all the while getting jackass comments like "Oh wow, you must be REALLY cold!" or, "Wow, I didn't think it was THAT cold out today!" (Yeah, I have a small dick...Really god damn funny)...I ran all the way to the parking lot, and was hiding behind the car until my friends showed up. Once they did, I got dressed and we got the hell out of dodge. I really didn't think this would be a big deal.
UNTIL, a couple nights ago(Like last Thursday) I randomly get this Myspace message from some guy I have never met before, I opened it and it was a picture of me, taken at the pride fest, running by butt naked. The guy sent it with the message "If I wer u, I'd keep that lil thingr in my pants, sweetie! Someon1 might get it on camra!" I wrote the guy back, but still haven't gotten a response. THEN, on like Sunday afternoon, I got ANOTHER random message from a DIFFERENT GUY, this one was another picture, with a video off YouTube of the song Short Dick Man. I wrote this guy back and he actually responded. That conversation was just embarrassing for me, so I won't get into it...AND THEN, earlier today, I got a message from an ex of mine, who moved to f*** Philadelphia like 2 years ago, telling me that he heard about what I did at Pride, and that he hears "not much has changed" since the last time he saw me naked. I wrote him back trying to find out how he knows, but he hasn't logged back on yet to respond...
SO REALLY...Is there some kind of secret gay loop that I'm out of or something?? How does stuff like this get around so damn fast...
UNTIL, a couple nights ago(Like last Thursday) I randomly get this Myspace message from some guy I have never met before, I opened it and it was a picture of me, taken at the pride fest, running by butt naked. The guy sent it with the message "If I wer u, I'd keep that lil thingr in my pants, sweetie! Someon1 might get it on camra!" I wrote the guy back, but still haven't gotten a response. THEN, on like Sunday afternoon, I got ANOTHER random message from a DIFFERENT GUY, this one was another picture, with a video off YouTube of the song Short Dick Man. I wrote this guy back and he actually responded. That conversation was just embarrassing for me, so I won't get into it...AND THEN, earlier today, I got a message from an ex of mine, who moved to f*** Philadelphia like 2 years ago, telling me that he heard about what I did at Pride, and that he hears "not much has changed" since the last time he saw me naked. I wrote him back trying to find out how he knows, but he hasn't logged back on yet to respond...
SO REALLY...Is there some kind of secret gay loop that I'm out of or something?? How does stuff like this get around so damn fast...