i talk about dick too much?

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by im8cut, Nov 27, 2010.

  1. im8cut

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    i have a friend who gets PISSED when i talk about dick.

    it usually goes like this:

    "hey bitch, i fucked your mom last nite. she's nice and loose for you now"

    "shut up newb, i fucked your mom AND grandma last night.."

    "with what? your baby peen?"

    "why do you always talk about your dick?"

    "cause thats what bros talk about? why are you being an emo bitch?"

    "you talk about dick every day" (not true, but who cares if it was true, anyways)

    "stfu bitch, what did i tell you before? if my britches aren't on da flo', bitches aint got no reason to open dey moufs. bitch. NOW WHAT"

    i used to be sort of a nice guy, but now im aggressive as hell since being macho is so stupidly important in american gender roles.

    i can see him get uncomfortable and he projects his feelings of anxiety and anger through various passive aggressive mechanisms.

    the thing is, i talk/interact the same way with ALL my friends. 1 in particular i make fun of CONSTANTLY, and he has a big weiner. he doesn't care and rags on me back.

    is my friend dumb, or does he have a small dick and feels bad? why can't i just talk about how much i fuck his mom e'ry night with obviously jocular inflection and everything be okay????????????

    lol
     
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    errr . . . how old are you?
     
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    LOL my sentiment exactly.
     
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    Hell, reading what you were saying was irritating enough. I couldn't imagine being subjected to that on a daily basis. Hmm, well, maybe I could. It would just end with you getting punched. (I mean, if we're going to be macho pigs, at least it's okay to be direct, right?)

    Just cool off it -- at least with the one dude who's sending the not-so-subtle signal that you're getting on his nerves. If your other friends are cool with it, by all means, carry on. It's just that simple.
     
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    This sounds like an XBOX Live conversation...
     
  6. im8cut

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    oooo good one, im immature. shit is ez to say, i guess thats why u said it.

    im 24, graduated with on the dean's list, and have a fancy "internet job".

    much of this does take place on xbox live. its not my fault everyone is a newb and cant be cool like me.

    dont like it? SMD

    http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=285 lol
     
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    Age and intelligence does NOT make you mature.
     
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    I think he just proved your point.
     
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    Maxcok darling...I'm confused, perhaps you could help me on this one...what language is the OP speaking?!?
     
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    Sounds like gutter trash to me, and the OP would have been better off if the Dr. had slipped and cut off more than just his foreskin.
     
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    [FONT=&quot]
    Well you may on the dean's (shit)list, but you sure cannot spell.
    Agree with earlier posters, you sound like um thirteen.
    Don't like it? Throw a tantrum.[/FONT]
     
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    Hell if I know. Then again, I don't pay much attention to most people in their 20's.

    With a few exceptions, I find they're not worth the cheap paper they're printed on.

    I thought the implied irony in his syntax was amusing though:
    hmmm . . . I wonder . . .


    Where have you been, dear Arthur? I was just thinking about you.
     
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    One thing to have intelligence, another thing entirely to use it wisely. Besides High school and college are pretty easy to pass nowadays.
     
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    dammm dogggg i thought i was the only one that had this happen! all my boys get cut up when i tell em how i fuck their mummas with my massive cock, they all get like 'oh bro dont be talkin that shit" then i get all "yea u know its true tho, u heard ur mummas headboard bangin the wall all nite as i drove my cock threw her"
    then they all get pissy like "bro we dont need to know bout ur cock" so i get all "yea what evs my dick served a whole lunchin, your dick, it look like a munckin"..

    OR maybe some1 got on his computer lol
     
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    yall are so funny. english is my second language, one of three i speak. 4 if you count internet lingo. i was one of 3 kids at my HS who scored a PERFECT 800 on our SAT I: Verbal. all of us were foreign kids with english as a second language. i love colloquialisms and the nuances of american culture and how it changes our language as well as those in other languages. it's the little things :)

    i find it HILARiOUS that people who could never school me on grammar when it counts feel the need to say/do whatever to make it as though they are superior.

    almost all of you did not contributed to the conversation -- you FAILED to contribute to the conversation. you did however succeed in revealing your ages and backwards attitudes to our evolving lexicon.

    obviously NONE of you caught my jocular inflection, and assumed im dumb or uneducated. lame!!!!!!

    you try to stab me through yourself and attempt to discredit me at your own expense.

    the BEST part is, instead of growing as a person and finding truth and peace you will probably retreat to your ego and proclaim that i am still "whatever whatever" lmao
     
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    lol awesome dudebro, ima uze dat line
     
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    Is an "internet job" anything like an internet penis?

    (i.e. greatly exaggerated in order to make the bearer seem more impressive?)
     
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    Lol. This post is just too much. To answer the question about talking about dick too much, there isn't enough information from different instances for us to tell if you do talk about dick too much.

    I know I do! My friends are cool with it and accept it though, so it's all good. I don't even talk too much about it as much as I have like an addiction to it. I love cock! That's one of the reasons that I joined this forum. I just realized that I surprisingly have not uploaded a picture of my dick yet. I'll take one tonight for all to enjoy ;)

    Play nice boys. :p
     
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    This jocularity will work until you find your new boss is a female. Then it's going to be Miss Manners or out.
     
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