i talk about dick too much?

[Tfried103]

Yep, it's true. My guy friends (and even more than a few lady friends) and I usually go back and forth with this sort of banter.

But that's just it, it's back and forth, some mutual ribbing. I'm sure you would stop if a friend was uncomfortable, I know I would, and thats just because I guess I know whats considerate and what's childish.

And for the record, I do the same thing with my friends, it's not like I'm comin out of nowhere tryin to get up in yo grill (Or something of that nature!). But crossing the line doesn't have a hollow meaning, its said for reasons that pertain to this situation. You asked if its weird, I say it isn't us you should be asking, but your friends, only they know the true answer.

And I'm a 20 year old, so I know how it is goin thru the whole college sorority type machoism, but lemme tell ya, I already found out it ain't worth it. Actin tough gets ya nowhere but an abandoned apartment with a cell phone that aint ringin.

 

[AlteredEgo]

yall are so funny. english is my second language, one of three i speak. 4 if you count internet lingo. i was one of 3 kids at my HS who scored a PERFECT 800 on our SAT I: Verbal. all of us were foreign kids with english as a second language. i love colloquialisms and the nuances of american culture and how it changes our language as well as those in other languages. it's the little things

i find it HILARiOUS that people who could never school me on grammar when it counts feel the need to say/do whatever to make it as though they are superior.

almost all of you did not contributed to the conversation -- you FAILED to contribute to the conversation. you did however succeed in revealing your ages and backwards attitudes to our evolving lexicon.

obviously NONE of you caught my jocular inflection, and assumed im dumb or uneducated. lame!!!!!!

you try to stab me through yourself and attempt to discredit me at your own expense.

the BEST part is, instead of growing as a person and finding truth and peace you will probably retreat to your ego and proclaim that i am still "whatever whatever" lmao

I scored an 800 on the verbal portion of the SAT as well (despite guessing my way through analogies). I also scored perfectly on the verbal portions of the PSAT I took prior to the SAT, and on the competitive entrance exam for the Stuyvesant/Bronx High School of Science/ Brooklyn Tech. specialized science schools. You're a college graduate; I'm utterly unimpressed and disinterested in your teenage achievements. If that's the kind of dick measuring contest you want, I'm sure I'm not the only member here who could hand you your sack. How many times did you play Carnegie Hall by the time you were 13? Don't get me started on irrelevant posturing.

No one ever claimed you were uneducated. What has been said (and amply proven) is that you are puerile, and rude. When you're in the minority on an issue, it's true enough that alone doesn't automatically mean you're on the wrong side of it, or even that there is a wrong side. However, it does warrant a closer examination of your side, and a reevaluation. Your refusal to reevaluate speaks volumes regarding your personal development.

You may have learned how properly to memorize and regurgitate sufficient information to earn diplomas and degrees. However, you are not very perceptive, or open.

I'm learning two other languages too. I speak both of them better than you write in English. Are you still learning English?

People like you who (supposedly) deliberately write the way you do are leading to the erosion of this language. Why don't you go back to your other two languages and leave mine alone? It's suffered enough.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Ebonics

That is not Ebonics.

 

[im8cut]

I scored an 800 on the verbal portion of the SAT as well (despite guessing my way through analogies). I also scored perfectly on the verbal portions of the PSAT I took prior to the SAT, and on the competitive entrance exam for the Stuyvesant/Bronx High School of Science/ Brooklyn Tech. specialized science schools. You're a college graduate; I'm utterly unimpressed and disinterested in your teenage achievements. If that's the kind of dick measuring contest you want, I'm sure I'm not the only member here who could hand you your sack. How many times did you play Carnegie Hall by the time you were 13? Don't get me started on irrelevant posturing.

No one ever claimed you were uneducated. What has been said (and amply proven) is that you are puerile, and rude. When you're in the minority on an issue, it's true enough that alone doesn't automatically mean you're on the wrong side of it, or even that there is a wrong side. However, it does warrant a closer examination of your side, and a reevaluation. Your refusal to reevaluate speaks volumes regarding your personal development.

You may have learned how properly to memorize and regurgitate sufficient information to earn diplomas and degrees. However, you are not very perceptive, or open.

I'm learning two other languages too. I speak both of them better than you write in English. Are you still learning English?

People like you who (supposedly) deliberately write the way you do are leading to the erosion of this language. Why don't you go back to your other two languages and leave mine alone? It's suffered enough.

oh god. you seem to be a hybrid of someone who is telling me who i am and someone who cant appreciate evolving lexicons

you sir have failed to contribute to this thread and have succumb to my troll bomb like all the other chumps

the question was, DO I TALK ABOUT DICK TOO MUCH or not. lol

reply to that or gtfo

 

[im8cut]

snap! another one bites da dust

 

[AlteredEgo]

oh god. you seem to be a hybrid of someone who is telling me who i am and someone who cant appreciate evolving lexicons

you sir have failed to contribute to this thread and have succumb to my troll bomb like all the other chumps

the question was, DO I TALK ABOUT DICK TOO MUCH or not. lol

reply to that or gtfo

Little boy, I am not one of your "Bros". I may not be a lady, however, I am definitely a woman, so please do not call me "sir" or at least capitalize the first letter if you will insist upon doing so. Additionally, since I have been posting here since around the time you were probably getting your mediocre SAT scores returned and have racked up over 5,000 posts between my original account and this one, if either of us is going to "gtfo" it will have to be you.

I think it's very cute that you are dusting off words you regurgitated for the professors but probably still cannot define. For the record, poor syntax, misspellings, and meaningless abbreviations of increasingly muddy etymological origin do NOT constitute a useful addition to a language, and are not part of the lexicon of this board. This forum is international, and you need to communicate in English if for no other reason than out of respect to those already struggling enough to understand what they read here. Your typing is lazy, not cool. L33t is for dried up hackers, and txt chat should be reserved for your cellular phone.

I never said anything about who you are, other than what you presented to us here. You are incredibly immature, you are not very perceptive, and you are not open to correction. You may not believe these things about yourself, but you have demonstrated each highlighted quality here, and if you like, I can point out just how and when.

Don't try to educate me. You are extraordinarily under-qualified.

Now I shall address your query. Machismo requires that others are given them impression that you are a formidable man. It isn't manly to be unable to socialize effectively. My husband is in your age group, and wouldn't dream of continuing with any line of humor that was making his friends or loved ones uncomfortable. He values the people with whom he has chosen to surround himself, young man. If you do as well, the manly thing to do is to honor them, and yourself by correcting your behavior. There is nothing inherently wrong with the way you engage them, other than the fact that they have already told you they do not like it. If someone says you are talking too much about dick, then when you are with them, you are. It doesn't have to mean anything negative about them, and it doesn't have to suggest that they are uncomfortable with their own penis. Failure to accommodate their requests to stop kidding around about fucking their mothers is, on the other hand, and extremely poor reflection on you.

 

[Ed69]

"Failure to accommodate their requests to stop kidding around about fucking their mothers is, on the other hand, and extremely poor reflection on you."

Finaly you stop beating the bush and answer the O.P.Give her a prize!!!

 

[AlteredEgo]

"Failure to accommodate their requests to stop kidding around about fucking their mothers is, on the other hand, and extremely poor reflection on you."

Finaly you stop beating the bush and answer the O.P.Give her a prize!!!

Actually, you common mental midget, everything I wrote addressed one thing or another which the original poster wrote throughout this thread. Additionally, the issues addressed were not only addressed by me, though in some other cases, his original question NEVER got answered. Of course, you don't mention those because I'm the one who told you too much truth and hurt your widdle feelings. Now I expect you'll follow me around the board feebly attempting to retaliate. You're twice this kids age, and no more mature, and only half as intelligent. Just what have you contributed? Have you offered this kid any guidance or answered his question?

Dude. You may be unforgiveably stupid, you may be shockingly immature, you may even constantly give out false information, but you are not usually a troll. Check yourself, fool. By the way, you aren't even a groove on a sprocket in the clockwork of my world. You lack what it would take to ellicit anger. Don't kid yourself.

 

[Nrets]

Age and intelligence does NOT make you mature.

Pwned

 

[JohnDoeXXXm]

my buddies and I make cryptic jokes with each other about "boxing the clown" or other nicknames for private time, but that's about it

 

[helgaleena]

oh god. you seem to be a hybrid of someone who is telling me who i am and someone who cant appreciate evolving lexicons

you sir have failed to contribute to this thread and have succumb to my troll bomb like all the other chumps

the question was, DO I TALK ABOUT DICK TOO MUCH or not. lol

reply to that or gtfo

Very short answer, yes. And for bad reasons, too. Get therapy.

 

[B_curiousme01]

oh god. you seem to be a hybrid of someone who is telling me who i am and someone who cant appreciate evolving lexicons

you sir have failed to contribute to this thread and have succumb to my troll bomb like all the other chumps

the question was, DO I TALK ABOUT DICK TOO MUCH or not. lol

reply to that or gtfo

I'll play... I honestly don't know if you talk about dicks to much, as I think it's probably impossible to really accomplish that in life. But you're in the right place if you really feel that way. There are lots of threads here that actually talk about them. Try it yourself or use the "search" box....

However, it may be that you are not really 50% gay if you talk about them all the time to your other guy friends and reference fuc-ing their/your mom. Maybe you should "talk" about that for a while? Just sayin'

And YO, I don't think anyone here cares what your SAT scores are or how many "languages" you speak. Seriously. It actually means nothing because you failed to communicate in a way that most intelligent people do... you know the kind of conversation that offers something meaningful from both sides that focuses on an interesting topic?

After reading your words here, I personally think you act like like a 13 year old who likes to read stupid things he wrote and uses a language of his very own that no one can, or wants to, relate to.

Later.

 

[B_subgirrl]

Later.

He might not understand that. Maybe you should have written l8r :biggrin1:

 

[RawDog]

I have a feeling the OP just had too much sand kicked in his face and is trying to compensate.

As someone who was raised in a foreign country, I know the difficulties in trying to fit in with an unfamiliar culture. Immigrants who insist on some form of universal truth and stick to their values despite their new society's "norm" often get their teeth knocked in.

Some people simply have no backbone and just adhere to whatever surrounds them and makes them feel safe. He needs to make himself feel superior in the few ways he knows how. In this case it's to be as offensive, as misogynistic, as obtuse, and as illiterate as he possibly can. It makes him seem more "ghetto". Classic paper tiger.

To the original question, you don't talk about dick at all. You talk about using and degrading people. You talk about being superior. You talk about putting everyone else down.

 

[wishingiwaslucky]

There are many facets to friendships. Mutual respect is one of them. If your friend believes you are talking about dick too much then you are. Either modify how you behave around them or accept that it is likely he'll eventually tire of your attitude and find a new friend.

 

[B_curiousme01]

He might not understand that. Maybe you should have written l8r :biggrin1:

LMAO. GOOD ONE! heh

 

[Countryguy63]

As I said here http://www.lpsg.org/3128451-post29.html, If your friends are uncomfortable with the frequency that you refer to cocks, then "Yes", you talk about it too much

 

[im8cut]

He might not understand that. Maybe you should have written l8r :biggrin1:

lols

 

[RumperRoom]

the post was intended for a younger and more "bro-like" demographic. we like to play around a lot. that's all.

Imagine if a white guy had said that. He would be branded a racist.

What a fucking clown.

 

[im8cut]

Imagine if a white guy had said that. He would be branded a racist.

What a fucking clown.

rite rite