i talk about dick too much?

[THEDUDEofDestiny]

i have a friend who gets PISSED when i talk about dick.

it usually goes like this:

"hey bitch, i fucked your mom last nite. she's nice and loose for you now"

"shut up newb, i fucked your mom AND grandma last night.."

"with what? your baby peen?"

"why do you always talk about your dick?"

"cause thats what bros talk about? why are you being an emo bitch?"

"you talk about dick every day" (not true, but who cares if it was true, anyways)

"stfu bitch, what did i tell you before? if my britches aren't on da flo', bitches aint got no reason to open dey moufs. bitch. NOW WHAT"

i used to be sort of a nice guy, but now im aggressive as hell since being macho is so stupidly important in american gender roles.

i can see him get uncomfortable and he projects his feelings of anxiety and anger through various passive aggressive mechanisms.

the thing is, i talk/interact the same way with ALL my friends. 1 in particular i make fun of CONSTANTLY, and he has a big weiner. he doesn't care and rags on me back.

is my friend dumb, or does he have a small dick and feels bad? why can't i just talk about how much i fuck his mom e'ry night with obviously jocular inflection and everything be okay????????????

lol

first of all your jokes arent original or clever and if you came near me i would get the urge for a large mallet, but in any case, if you like this friend respect his wishes and talk about your dick to all your other friends. also everyone involed should probably get fixed

 

[8060]

Little boy, I am not one of your "Bros". I may not be a lady, however, I am definitely a woman, so please do not call me "sir" or at least capitalize the first letter if you will insist upon doing so. Additionally, since I have been posting here since around the time you were probably getting your mediocre SAT scores returned and have racked up over 5,000 posts between my original account and this one, if either of us is going to "gtfo" it will have to be you.

I think it's very cute that you are dusting off words you regurgitated for the professors but probably still cannot define. For the record, poor syntax, misspellings, and meaningless abbreviations of increasingly muddy etymological origin do NOT constitute a useful addition to a language, and are not part of the lexicon of this board. This forum is international, and you need to communicate in English if for no other reason than out of respect to those already struggling enough to understand what they read here. Your typing is lazy, not cool. L33t is for dried up hackers, and txt chat should be reserved for your cellular phone.

I never said anything about who you are, other than what you presented to us here. You are incredibly immature, you are not very perceptive, and you are not open to correction. You may not believe these things about yourself, but you have demonstrated each highlighted quality here, and if you like, I can point out just how and when.

Don't try to educate me. You are extraordinarily under-qualified.

Now I shall address your query. Machismo requires that others are given them impression that you are a formidable man. It isn't manly to be unable to socialize effectively. My husband is in your age group, and wouldn't dream of continuing with any line of humor that was making his friends or loved ones uncomfortable. He values the people with whom he has chosen to surround himself, young man. If you do as well, the manly thing to do is to honor them, and yourself by correcting your behavior. There is nothing inherently wrong with the way you engage them, other than the fact that they have already told you they do not like it. If someone says you are talking too much about dick, then when you are with them, you are. It doesn't have to mean anything negative about them, and it doesn't have to suggest that they are uncomfortable with their own penis. Failure to accommodate their requests to stop kidding around about fucking their mothers is, on the other hand, and extremely poor reflection on you.

Mrs. Lady aka AlteredEgo

I loved this post of yours. Of all the bodies that we see and endure here, nothing is sexier than a Brain. Those were some of the hottest words I've read all month! I have no comment to make on the thread itself (forgive me intruding from that point of view), the OP, or the path this thread has taken. I have not encountered you here before but I have been severely impressed by your choice and use of words. I love when a woman has the power within herself to display her intellect to the point where it will shut everybody else up around them. That is such a sexy characteristic for a woman to have in my opinion. Your husband must love talking to you. I must admit that I'm a bit compelled to go back and read your post history if any of them are as fired up as this one began.

One last thing: what I highlighted in bold...it just stood out to me:smile:. I try to imagine what everyone sounds like when I read their words. Those words that I put in bold sounded so hot in my head in your imaginary voice.

Thank you, AlteredEgo. I needed that.

 

[Countryguy63]

Mrs. Lady aka AlteredEgo

I loved this post of yours. Of all the bodies that we see and endure here, nothing is sexier than a Brain. Those were some of the hottest words I've read all month! I have no comment to make on the thread itself (forgive me intruding from that point of view), the OP, or the path this thread has taken. I have not encountered you here before but I have been severely impressed by your choice and use of words. I love when a woman has the power within herself to display her intellect to the point where it will shut everybody else up around them. That is such a sexy characteristic for a woman to have in my opinion. Your husband must love talking to you. I must admit that I'm a bit compelled to go back and read your post history if any of them are as fired up as this one began.

One last thing: what I highlighted in bold...it just stood out to me:smile:. I try to imagine what everyone sounds like when I read their words. Those words that I put in bold sounded so hot in my head in your imaginary voice.

Thank you, AlteredEgo. I needed that.

That is our Mrs. AlteredEgo, pure and unadulterated!! :biggrin1:

 

[Ed69]

Actually, you common mental midget, everything I wrote addressed one thing or another which the original poster wrote throughout this thread. Additionally, the issues addressed were not only addressed by me, though in some other cases, his original question NEVER got answered. Of course, you don't mention those because I'm the one who told you too much truth and hurt your widdle feelings. Now I expect you'll follow me around the board feebly attempting to retaliate. You're twice this kids age, and no more mature, and only half as intelligent. Just what have you contributed? Have you offered this kid any guidance or answered his question?

Dude. You may be unforgiveably stupid, you may be shockingly immature, you may even constantly give out false information, but you are not usually a troll. Check yourself, fool. By the way, you aren't even a groove on a sprocket in the clockwork of my world. You lack what it would take to ellicit anger. Don't kid yourself.

You run with that girl!It makes you feel good!

Just know we don't all live in your world.