I think I just came...

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by ManlyBanisters, Jul 16, 2007.

  1. ManlyBanisters

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    I was a dedicated Elise fan til I saw this :eek:

    I would blow George Bush for that - fuck it, I'd blow Cheney too if it got me all the options.

    WANT IT! WANT IT! WANT IT!!

    NOW

    Yes - I know the exige is the elise with knobs on - but it's the 'with knobs on' bit I like :biggrin1:
     

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    I Agree thats as hot as Horse_schlong 's cock is long. wow Ill have it. and would love to ride it!
     
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    If Clarkson would just shut the fuck up I think this would be my favourite porn clip of the moment.
     
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    Did I mention that my handyman drives one of them...
    Wanna know what I drive?
    What do I get in return?
     
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    Stop toying with the damsel in distress Cactus, or you'll be sujected to my...

    er, um, uhm, OHM.



    What was the question again?
     
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    It wasn't a question but a command - bend over!
     
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    Baby you can drive my car - and baby I love you!
    Beep-beep beep-beep, yeah...

    :tongue:
     
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    It's parked in my garrage~~
    (hope she doesn't realize I don't have a garage)
    ((hey, why are my thoughts materializing on screen?))
     
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    Oak? Chestnut? Maple? Ash? I have various paddles, which one will you be using?
     
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    Karl Rove - no car would be worth that! (but maybe for the Apache gunship - with crew included of course - care to share?)

    Ooo - bendy, springy ash! My favourite!
     
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    Yeah baby, YEAH! No one can rev me up quite the way you do!

    Right...now that we've gotten the formalities out of the way...:biggrin1:
     
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    *gone*

    :wink: back later, cutie
     
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    Talk about getting the shaft!

    bye, sweetie! :tongue:
     
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    That's how it goes sometimes Cactus. Guess it's left up to you and me to figger out who gets first dibs at this lovely set of paddles.
     
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    Aaah, I love my endearing pet name, now bend over and let me show you what happens when you fiddle with a cactus...


    WHACK!!

    ...It's kind of like virginity, it just takes one prick, and you're fucked! :biggrin1:
     
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    Hmm--that felt right strange. You ued the mahogany paddle didn't you? Try the balsa one--



    YEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWCH!
     
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    Clarkson or no that was a bitchin' clip.

    Motorhead was the perfect music choice, REO Speedwagon, not so much.
     
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    Well there's something we agree on! :wink:

    That and the wish to be 'topped' by Kotch :eek: :biggrin1:
     
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    Me next! njqt cries as she quickly strips and bends over! :smile: :redface:


    That car looks like sex on wheels!
     
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    Ahhh, that's indeed a sexy car.:32:

    Would love to have one. I've driven a car with the same power to weight ratio and it's just astonishing in mountain roads. Pity it wasn't a Exige.
     
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