I think I just came...

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Me next! njqt cries as she quickly strips and bends over! :smile: :redface:


FINALLY! I thought this day would never cum...um..er...come.

*drops on knees*

:notworthy:

Thank you, thank you, thank you....


*realises nj isn't going to wait forever - jumps into action*
 

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That car looks like sex on wheels!

Ahhh, that's indeed a sexy car.:32:

Would love to have one. I've driven a car with the same power to weight ratio and it's just astonishing in mountain roads. Pity it wasn't a Exige.

I Agree thats as hot as Horse_schlong 's cock is long. wow Ill have it. and would love to ride it!

You may all have a go when Bush and Cheney club together to buy me one - actually - they're not even that dear... Hmmm (calculates worth of one, rather tarnished, soul) :biggrin1:

Not the first and hopefully not the last. Not even I can be a bitch all the time.:rolleyes:

Oh - go on - have a try - you know I love it really! :wink:
 

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I remember that episode and yes, it is a damn sexy car!

I'm not sure how he dared to call an AH64 Apache "ugly" though, it's sexier than the(any) car. :biggrin1:

I'm afraid, and I hate to say it, I have to agree with Clarkson (scrubs mouth) - the Apache is ugly - so ugly is it sexy. Like Zizu.

But you wouldn't understand about that now would you, cutie? :tongue: :wink:
 

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I'm afraid, and I hate to say it, I have to agree with Clarkson (scrubs mouth) - the Apache is ugly - so ugly is it sexy. Like Zizu.

But you wouldn't understand about that now would you, cutie? :tongue: :wink:

Honey, deadly weaponry is more erotic than a bunch of metal and 4 tires. :wink:

Ugly? What does that mean? :cool:
 

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If Clarkson would just shut the fuck up I think this would be my favourite porn clip of the moment.

Yeah, he does talk too damned much! And yes, the Apache is ugly as sin...but still sexy as hell.

As for porn clips, this one is still my all time favorite quickie...
 

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If the Top Gear cameramen filmed porn, no-one would watch anything else, ever.
However.... have you seen the new Exige? Now with added supercharger! :) Oh lordy...
 

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If the Top Gear cameramen filmed porn, no-one would watch anything else, ever.
However.... have you seen the new Exige? Now with added supercharger! :) Oh lordy...

I know - it was actually that that got my attention this morning - but I just love the first pic of the 2005 model I posted. Really though - if I somehow managed to get the Devil to swap my soul for the supercharged fucker... :eek: :eek: I'd die happy - probably quite soon - the first or second bend, in fact :biggrin1: