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RideRocket said:
Hopefully one of those isn't Post-It notes. I already patented it along with canned beer and sliced bread.
Two are sex toys, one is for trannies. Maybe I should skip ahead to prototyping and market those three patent pending. I could try to get on tht Oprah show before she goes all goody-goody again.
 

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BronxBombshell said:
Not just when i fucking feel like it. When it's next door to something I had to do anyway. Don't make me show you how the pimptress keeps her pimphand strong.

yeah, and I'll make you escort me across the street you puny MAN you!

Damn.

I would NEVER fuck with Oprah.
 

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Lex said:
If I had it to do all over again, I would make a plaster cast of my dick and give my virgin ass to Oprah while Bronxy and GoneA watched and Stronzo puked in the restroom.

Oh you all think I'm such a prude.:rolleyes:

....hand me that waste basket please
 

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Chuck64 said:
You forgot Letterman.

Dave one-bettered Oprah when she finally appeared on his show and got all simpering when Dave used the age-old tactic of appealing to her narcissism and she fell for it hook line and sinker.

Dave wins! Dave wins!!
 

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Lex said:
yeah, and I'll make you escort me across the street you puny MAN you!

Damn.

I would NEVER fuck with Oprah.

I want to be just like Oprah when I grow up. That's why I'm busting my ass now. You wait. She's gonna get old at some point, and I'll be there, ready, willing, eager, and 40 years younger. 35? Something like that, right?
 

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Honey, you are well on your way.

Time for you now to know the Old School LPSG thread Hijack Technique (when we hate the topic): We begin posting ridiculous recipes.

For next time.

This thread is about Oprah.

When the Martains invade in 20 years and ask what planet this is?

The leaders of the free world had better say "This is Planet Oprah."

Let's start the Rename the Planet Petition.
 

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DWTS00 said:
Anyway, about surveys, info and wether black guys are bigger in general, I SERIOUSLY DONT GIVE A **** AND IM SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE ASKING THIS ****ING QUESTION OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

I hope something eats you.


BWAHAHA! That ws great i agree tho, its an extremely old topic. LMAO at your post
 

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BronxBombshell said:
Anyone who believes that television, magazines, movies or especially porn is a fair representation of ANY population is batshit nuts. Or stuck on stoopid.

Anyone who got that from my post needs to learn how to read. No where did I say that it was a representation of the population as a whole. But once again, instead of simply disagreeing, people have to resort to personal insults about someone's intelligence. Of course the porn makers are going to search out the big ones.....duhhhh! Again, I'm not saying black men are bigger, just that we tend to see more of them.
 

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Lex said:
We are going to start working on a FAQ by sections of the forum where we may do just that.



You need to watch more porn. If you start watching GAY porn, you will see TONS of HUGE WHITE COCKS (yum). Straight porn caters to the "Black Myth" and male fantasies. If you're going to do that, you HAVE to have hung males and small, petite females and great camera angles to make it all believable. Most of those guys are also short (under 5'9" for most of them and the women are even smaller:sizes 00-2).

You attack your own intelligence by believing something that has been repeated proven to be UNTRUE.

This is old and tired and offensive.

But then, I'm black and have a big dick so what do *I* know?

Lex, not you too! What have I said that's untrue? I do watch gay porn. Point out one current white gay performer who is as big as Mandingo. I'd love to see him. Of course there are big dick white guys in gay porn, but none I've seen that measure up to some of the black dudes. But I appreciate you not resorting to using childish insults in your discussion. Oh, and while you're busy trying to find a way to eliminate discussions on this topic, do away with the "do you show or not" threads as well. It's been beaten to death as much, if not more, than this one. The one thing I have rethought about this is the racial innuendos. For this I do apologize for those that were offended. I've come to like several of you veteran posters, for your insights and mostly for your tolerant attitudes toward welcoming people to the site. In no way would I want to hurt or offend the people that are the heart of this site. Again, I apologize for doing that regarding this thread.
 

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UGGGHH HOW DOES A MYTH BECOME THIS FUCKING KNOWN??

GO BACK and ACTUALLY READ MY POST on the bottom of page ONE, u MIGHT get something out of it jesus christ

biggest dick ever- on white guy...name: jonah falcon


u ignorant fuckin piece of shit and yes that's a personal attack, ur just plain annoying
 
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