I think my best friend has a huge cock

[uvwk4]

Personally, I'm not exactly a slouch. I'm 6'4". huge hands, and a 7+ inch cock. We were golfing one day, and he saw me whip it out to take a piss and he made a comment about how small it was. He's like 25 and a virgin (he's a little weird). I've noticed for some time how when he takes a piss in the woods or whatever (I see him from the back) that he holds it with both hands with one hand significantly lower than the other. Now he's a small dude, like 140lbs, 5'5".

The other day, someone made a comment to me in a bar and said I bet your friend has a huge cock. Well, he saw the guy talking to me and pointing at him and asked me what he said (he's very insecure). I told him he said that he probably had a huge cock. He said to me, "I do, but its not really doing me any good."

Now I'm really curious and I don't know how to proceed.

 

[D_Hammond Happydipper]

that he holds it with both hands with one hand significantly lower than the other. Now he's a small dude, like 140lbs, 5'5".

I have small hands my self (based on hight my hards are below average for my hight)
so I know what's like my self..

my dick is nearly as wide as my wrist

if I did "PE" I think I could get another 2 inches in length and another inch in girth but I am too lazy right now
not like it would get me a girlfriend anyhow it would just make my life more complicated..

 

[maxcok]

Now I'm really curious and I don't know how to proceed.

Proceed to what?

 

[dylz]

if you think your dick is 7+ inches long then his "huge cock" is probably like a legit 6.5

 

[Snakebyte]

if you think your dick is 7+ inches long then his "huge cock" is probably like a legit 6.5

exactly what I thought
if that's 7"+ then I'm 10"+ wohooo

 

[601900]

Proceed to what?

Exactly.

 

[B_henry miller]

Funniest thread title I've read in a long time!

 

[jamesdavis]

I hate to pile on but yeah, I am pretty sure yours is about 5 inches...

 

[inside_man]

Geez. Tough crowd.

 

[ericbythebay]

Wait until he has to pee, walk up next to him, join him and take a look.

 

[jordan7034]

7 inches? Umm, are you measuring from your asshole?

 

[B_Uni79]

Proceed to what?

yeah, to what?

 

[Adrian69702006]

yeah, to what?

I suspect it may be an oblique reference to wanting more than friendship in the ordinary sense of the word, i.e. friendship with benefits, but perhaps the original poster might like to clarify that for us.

 

[Hansalami]

Wait until he has to pee, walk up next to him, join him and take a look.

Only to see his flaccid size, which doesn't mean too much.

...that he holds it with both hands with one hand significantly lower than the other.

He's probably not holding his penis with 2 hands, but using one to keep the zip out the way or his pants up or something.

 

[D_Wedderelet Wonderwang]

ya no offense dude but r small so hes prolly big but not that big

 

[MrHangman]

I have an average sized cock and I pee with two hands. I grab the top of my underwear (about right above the pubes) and pull them down below my balls, and use the other to hold my penis.

 

[Looker1467]

Did you ever see it? lol i'd love a good story!

Personally, I'm not exactly a slouch. I'm 6'4". huge hands, and a 7+ inch cock. We were golfing one day, and he saw me whip it out to take a piss and he made a comment about how small it was. He's like 25 and a virgin (he's a little weird). I've noticed for some time how when he takes a piss in the woods or whatever (I see him from the back) that he holds it with both hands with one hand significantly lower than the other. Now he's a small dude, like 140lbs, 5'5".

The other day, someone made a comment to me in a bar and said I bet your friend has a huge cock. Well, he saw the guy talking to me and pointing at him and asked me what he said (he's very insecure). I told him he said that he probably had a huge cock. He said to me, "I do, but its not really doing me any good."

Now I'm really curious and I don't know how to proceed.

 

[D_yabbadabbadont]

if you think your dick is 7+ inches long then his "huge cock" is probably like a legit 6.5

Agreed
this is the reason there are so many 7"ers on this site.

 

[Badassboy1]

Not being funny it must be hard on u to say u are like a 4 1/2 or 5 cuz 7 no maybe thats what your homeboy have