I think they're having sex

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by Northland, Nov 1, 2008.

  1. Northland

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    I was sitting here reading various posts when I heard a sound outside. Suddenly the man cried out "Woe! That popped right off! Looks mighty good too. Maybe we should get something to clean it off."

    A few moments of silence followed at which point the one man was heard saying, "give me a hand here help firm it right up again."

    Seems to me like these two bastards are having sex in my neighbors pristine garden. It wouldn't be so bad, except for that they forgot to invite me.






    Now there are some helicoptors circling in the air, I guess they want a view as well.
     
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    Either sex, or a DIY funeral.
     
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    I recently overhead my neighbors going at it as well. Not in their garden but from the windows overlooking the garden.
     
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    That is just flat out fucking rude. I'd move.
     
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    I agree. They should have invited him.
     
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    I know, right?
     
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    :confused: que?

    Sometimes I don't know whether I'm too thick to get him and sometimes I'm not sure he wants to be got! :rolleyes:



    Northland... they were bloody rude not to invite you but I think you should have just gone and gate-crashed their party anyway! :tongue:
     
  9. D_Portelay Porquesword

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    Ouch! Yes, they should have invited you to their little garden party! :cool:
     
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