I Thought I Had An Erection Before In My Life

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I am basically hard very, very often.

I woke up this morning with something that looked like my penis but was something completely different.

I had the ultimate erection. Not matter how hard I squeezed it with my hand, there was zero give. I also was not able to bend the angle of it even with pushing with both hands.

It was like someone had inserted a steel pipe in my dick.

I jerked off 4 times in a row and it had no effect on it.

I finally took a pitcher of ice and water and quickly inserted my dick into it.

My dick turned bright red and then a few seconds launched the biggest cum shot i have ever seen into the ice and water. It wilted slightly then became bright red again and launched another massive cum shot before going completely soft.


Anyone else ever had an experience like this?
 

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I am basically hard very, very often.

I woke up this morning with something that looked like my penis but was something completely different.

I had the ultimate erection. Not matter how hard I squeezed it with my hand, there was zero give. I also was not able to bend the angle of it even with pushing with both hands.

It was like someone had inserted a steel pipe in my dick.

I jerked off 4 times in a row and it had no effect on it.

I finally took a pitcher of ice and water and quickly inserted my dick into it.

My dick turned bright red and then a few seconds launched the biggest cum shot i have ever seen into the ice and water. It wilted slightly then became bright red again and launched another massive cum shot before going completely soft.


Anyone else ever had an experience like this?
Wish I could have been there... to drink the ice water!
 

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I am basically hard very, very often.

I woke up this morning with something that looked like my penis but was something completely different.

I had the ultimate erection. Not matter how hard I squeezed it with my hand, there was zero give. I also was not able to bend the angle of it even with pushing with both hands.

It was like someone had inserted a steel pipe in my dick.

I jerked off 4 times in a row and it had no effect on it.

I finally took a pitcher of ice and water and quickly inserted my dick into it.

My dick turned bright red and then a few seconds launched the biggest cum shot i have ever seen into the ice and water. It wilted slightly then became bright red again and launched another massive cum shot before going completely soft.


Anyone else ever had an experience like this?
Not myself but a friend (sadly passed) had this happen every few months.
One one occasion he fucked his wife 7 times without going down and at 9 inches she had a real hard time.
His only concern was the extreme soreness that lasted a day without being able to shower.
He reckoned it was because of testosterone excess which he had experienced since he was pre pubescent.
His eldest son has same problem as well.
 

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I am basically hard very, very often.

I woke up this morning with something that looked like my penis but was something completely different.

I had the ultimate erection. Not matter how hard I squeezed it with my hand, there was zero give. I also was not able to bend the angle of it even with pushing with both hands.

It was like someone had inserted a steel pipe in my dick.

I jerked off 4 times in a row and it had no effect on it.

I finally took a pitcher of ice and water and quickly inserted my dick into it.

My dick turned bright red and then a few seconds launched the biggest cum shot i have ever seen into the ice and water. It wilted slightly then became bright red again and launched another massive cum shot before going completely soft.


Anyone else ever had an experience like this?
the medical term is priapism Yes i get them occasionally. I have the high flow

. sounds like the high flow which is pretty uncommon ..
 

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I've had an erection like that, where there's no bending of my shaft at all. A few times, I've had a hardon like that when my girlfriend's returned after business trips. Great sex always results, because I am ready to go Right Now!
 
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