I too have a really big problem!

[cuthroat_8.5X6.5]

You can go and poke anything and you'll be ok..

thats nonsense!

 

[575246]

LOL you must be going crazy, I know the feeling. Have a massaging shower head?

 

[TheRob]

The OP posted this in February. I reckon she's gotten laid by now, don't you?

according to all other whimsical posts before yours a woman can only enjoy sex with the man she's most interested in at any given time so if she couldn't get him I assume she's still falling about crying on the floor hoping for sex