I use my penis as a belt

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wvalady1968: You guys are a hoot!!!

http://www.ryanbuck.com/bigdick/drew_carey.htm

 

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Duo187: My cock is so big when I applied for a job at the airport people tried to board it.

 

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Simon9: ...once I took a nap under a trellis and this damned climbing rose trained itself around my willy and before I knew it, my cock was intricately (but very artfully) intertwined with rose and trellis. Although I couldn't move, it DID look quite grand. But oh, those thorns...

I took second prize from the local garden club. Some dude with an even bigger dick and a wisteria got first.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

I got a call from the Environmental Protection Agency. They asked me to move three inches to the Southwest because the weight of my cock was affecting the tilt of the Earth.

 

[jonb]

I will say one thing which is absolutely true: My dick has its own gravitational field.

 

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Duo187: Here's another true one It's soo big I can run a three legged race by myself.

 

[jonb]

Apparently you didn't understand why mine was true: All matter produces gravity.

 

[Pappy]

My dicks so big it has it's own area code.

 

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gwinea2000:

Apparently you didn't understand why mine was true: All matter produces gravity.

And apparently you didn't pick up on the sarcasm of my thread initially. Welcome to the joke.