I used to be much bigger

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  1. oxygin85

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    I remember way back when I first started jacking off. I started late, at 18, for whatever reason. I distinctly remember using a ruler a few times on my cock, and it was over a foot long. It was 13 or 15 inches, depending on the day, my mood, etc.

    Over the last few years I've shrank a lot, I have no idea why. Now i'm down to 7-9 inches.

    Any ideas why this happened to me? My diet and exercise has only greatly improved over the last few years, that's the only big change in my life really so far.
     
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    You are getting more oxygen to your brain now and are no longer hallucinating?
     
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    I'm serious!
     
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    If your cock was 13 or 15 INCHES you'd be longer than a standard ruler. I ain't buying that you lost 6-8" in cock size :lmao:
     
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    Too much friction, son. Lighten up with the grip or you'll be left with a pencil.
     
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    What kind of chicken shit is this forum? I come in with a serious question and I get laughed at. Fuck you.
     
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    I'm thinking your memories may be somewhat wrong
     
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    Maybe you started measuring correctly? There are a lot of huge guys on this site, and none 15in, and add the thought that your dick "shrunk". It sounds totally false. Also, haven't heard of a cock varying 2 inches. Sorry mate. Any pics??????
     
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    Your first ruler used the metric system
     
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    The largest medically documented penis is 13.5". I think you are remembering wrong. Were you measuring on the bottom and now measuring on the topside? I still can't see how a penis shrank from 13-15" to being 7-9" unless Loreena Bobbitt was involved :rolleyes:

    Like they say, extraordinary claims require extraordinary PROOF.:biggrin1:
     
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    When you were young you were new to the internet so you probably used AOL. Everybody knows that AOL rulers exaggerate.
     
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    gotta be metric.
     
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    It's not so much the measurements (suspend belief for a second), but the shrinkage that is really unusual. Your dick halving in size is somewhat odd. To say the least.
     
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    BahHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Best reply ever!

    I'd say both are equally strange and unbelievable.

    I thought that - but then I remembered when I was a kid we had 6" rulers too, half-sized ones that fitted in your pencil case. They often came with a protractor and compass set. It is entirely possible the OP has a strong visual memory of his penis being longer than a ruler but is not recalling that it was one of these half rulers. That's the only thing that makes any sense at all. Being an inch or two over the end of a 6" ruler tallies with what he is measuring now.

    To the OP - please understand that what you say in your first post is not just highly unlikely but impossible. A proven 15" is unheard of and a 50% cock shrinkage is also further out than I have ever heard.

    Does your cock look and feel significantly different to your eye and hand? If not then is there not a strong chance I am right about the 6" ruler?
     
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    tough crowd here...and your story...does give me some pause...i don't think i have ever seen a metric ruler...and I'm recalling the half rulers of 6 inches...but other then that...dood...ur asking this group for a big push on this one.
     
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    yeah, 15 inches? it doesn't happen. (Sorry if you're one in a billion).

    Shrinking by half?

    I think only chainsaws can do that. Ouch!:eek:
     
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    Oxygin:

    I believe you, and I know how frustrating that can be. During my 20's it seems I was having to buy new clothes every other week as I shrunk from 7'8 down to 5'11. And then one horrible weekend just a few years ago, all but two of my arms fell off, and I had to get all my shirts retailored. But at least I didn't lose any in my dick.
     
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    How many arms does your dick have?
     
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    Goes to show you shouldn't use acetic acid for lube.
    Or were you using it for hair gel? ;)
     
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    I used one of those rulers and I failed all my geometry exams. I was drawing very long rectangles when I should have been drawing squares.:redface:
     
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