I want a baby in my ass womb.
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You might just try shoving a life-sized doll up there to see how you like it.
Not yet, but I've been cruising the parks so...any day now!:biggrin1:
You're just mocking me!:frown1:
Nope, he offered to plow my pumpum but I settled for giving him head. I'm not an easy slut!
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Or maybe He knows that man couldn't handle childbirth. He knew that the population wouldn't last. So He created for women the maternal desires and instincts, desire, and the epidural to assist them with that special honor.
omfg: I am beginning to sound like PRONATALIST.)Marley, I think that you should thank your lucky stars that you don't have the ability to have 3-9lb. children coming out of your WRECKT-tum. How do you explain to black folk that a baby came out of your ass? Is God into anal? That will be ONE religious story that will never present itself. NOT EVEN, in the Book of Mormon or EVEN the Qu'Ran.
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No, but you can't make it to the home plate without going around the bases first.
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Well. I want a reset button for the world. I want gasoline to go back to $1.39 a gallon. I want those Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Mormons to stop coming by at 7PM to talk about Joseph Smith. When I get these happening in my life, I will check in to see if you got your "ass baby". :biggrin1:
I wonder if Joe the Plumber got him an "ass baby". :biggrin1:
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I thought I was having an ass baby once...but that passed and smelled bad. *welcome back*
*welcome back*
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In Soviet Russia, ass baby want you!
/Hey, where's that vid of the dude passing the dolls?
//Eww
///whoa, trippy, all the old banninated members.........I see dead people.
