I want a boyfriend with a huge dick!..now!

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by EmJay, Nov 28, 2009.

  1. EmJay

    EmJay New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2006
    Messages:
    572
    Likes Received:
    1
    I am so tired of the whole dating process. I am so longing for that cute, tall and sweet guy with a huge dick.

    It's so hard finding guys where i am from who can even relate to the finest specimens i see here in the gallery of LPSG.

    And when I even hint about my preference for big dicks...they all believe I am in it just for the sex..


    No i am not!!!! I just want to fall in love with a guy whom I can satisfy untill kingdom come and he me....

    Tell me...do i need to come up with some scheme to get a green card to the US or something?...because it looks like all the finest ones..are there :wink:

    end rant...:mad:
     
    #1 EmJay, Nov 28, 2009
    Last edited: Nov 28, 2009
  2. sxjTheFirst

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Dec 9, 2007
    Messages:
    505
    Albums:
    3
    Likes Received:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Sydney, Australia
    Verified:
    Photo
    I've had a better experience in the USA too so maybe you should :)
    Good luck!
     
  3. EmJay

    EmJay New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2006
    Messages:
    572
    Likes Received:
    1
    hahaha...just my luck...anybody here willing to marry me ? haha
     
  4. TurkeyWithaSunburn

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 23, 2005
    Messages:
    3,543
    Albums:
    5
    Likes Received:
    252
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Denver, Colorado
    Well I think the hung straight Dutch guys need to message you!

    I can think of quite a few BIG Dutch guys on here. Just have to search the members galleries and profile surf a while you'll find some big straight Dutchies on here. :wink:

    Might post something in the Personal ads on here to see if u get any good responses.

    Good luck in finding the bf. :smile:

    *Edit-Uhm you might want to enable messages (you have private messages DISabled), it does help to have someway to connect with people on here who might have a large penis., and that is what you're looking for.
     
    #4 TurkeyWithaSunburn, Nov 28, 2009
    Last edited: Nov 28, 2009
  5. B_letsCUMtogether

    B_letsCUMtogether New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2009
    Messages:
    132
    Albums:
    9
    Likes Received:
    5
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Chicago
    Look at my cock in my gallery and tell me if I am big enough for you--I'll marry you!!!(if you like my cock that is)I can fuck for hours deep and hard!
     
  6. EmJay

    EmJay New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2006
    Messages:
    572
    Likes Received:
    1
    hee thank you x704..i forgot about that!

    and cumtogether....yes lets seal our marriage right here haha ;-)...nice cock!
     
  7. TheRob

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2007
    Messages:
    5,002
    Albums:
    2
    Likes Received:
    622
    I'm in the US : p

    I don't know if that helps you tho
     
  8. Principessa

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2006
    Messages:
    19,494
    Likes Received:
    28
    Gender:
    Female
    LOL actually America is so big that there are only small, sporadically placed pockets of big dicked men. From my years on this site I think the UK and Australia have a large quantity of large cocks.
     
  9. AlteredEgo

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2006
    Messages:
    14,431
    Albums:
    3
    Likes Received:
    6,496
    Location:
    United States
    The grass is always greener...
     
  10. Notsoproud

    Notsoproud New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2008
    Messages:
    242
    Albums:
    2
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    ohio
    lies im from US and I am not hung XD
     
  11. siempie

    siempie Member

    Joined:
    Oct 9, 2009
    Messages:
    238
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Check me out...I'm from Holland. Big enough for you? Or do you need bigger : O (size queen ;))
     
    #11 siempie, Nov 30, 2009
    Last edited: Nov 30, 2009
  12. D_Barry_Buttkik

    D_Barry_Buttkik Account Disabled

    Joined:
    Apr 13, 2009
    Messages:
    109
    Likes Received:
    0
    Haha, I'm from Holland.
    Just not that hung. =P
     
  13. bigboy1986

    bigboy1986 Member

    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2006
    Messages:
    643
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Birmingham (GB)
    hello :) UK guy here :p and alot of girls have called me cute ;)
     
  14. Incocknito

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2009
    Messages:
    2,567
    Likes Received:
    4
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    La monde
    Yes, the Brit Dick is legendary.

    Nelson's Column. Big Ben. Do you think the names of our most famous landmarks are coincidence? No! We are proud and shameless in our recognition of the penile stature of the men of the British Isles. Or 'Big Dick Isles' as it has come to be known.

    We are a hardy nation, facing extremes of weather on a daily basis (mostly extreme cold). Weather in which a normal penis would disappear.

    Furthermore, there is very little sun in the UK so we cannot "play in the sunshine" as other people do.

    Because of this, we have developed large penises to play with and while away many a masturbatory hour.

    Thank you for your recognition of the Brit Dick :smile:. We 'salute' you :wink:
     
  15. naughty

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 21, 2004
    Messages:
    12,837
    Likes Received:
    14
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Workin' up a good pot of mad!

    LOL! What a great bid for attention. I love it.
     
  16. Incocknito

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2009
    Messages:
    2,567
    Likes Received:
    4
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    La monde
    Bid for attention? It's historical fact!
     
  17. D_CountdeGrandePinja

    D_CountdeGrandePinja Account Disabled

    Joined:
    Feb 4, 2008
    Messages:
    9,770
    Likes Received:
    41
    doesn't everyone? How about just a BF?
     
  18. eastbaydude

    eastbaydude New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 21, 2005
    Messages:
    488
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    18
    Gender:
    Male
    EmJay -

    There are about 16.5 million people in the Netherlands.
    1/2 are male or about 8.5million
    1/3 of them are in the date-able age group or about 2.7 million
    90% of them are straight or about 2.4 million
    1/2 are single - 1.2 million
    1/2 of the single guys are losers and not date-able - 600,000
    1% or 6000 of them have really big cocks.

    EmJay, looking at your photo, you should have no trouble sampling that 6000.

    And if you ever get to the US... we can work on the numbers here.
     
  19. lamplight

    lamplight Member

    Joined:
    May 31, 2004
    Messages:
    190
    Likes Received:
    3
    Gender:
    Male
    So, you need a cute, tall and sweet guy with a huge dick who can relate to the finest specimens here on LPSG.

    Is that true?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOLz8u7Utg0&feature=related
     
  20. Pitbull

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2006
    Messages:
    3,753
    Likes Received:
    7
    Gender:
    Male
    Probably.
    Try making friends first. :smile:

    ...and the penises larger. :tongue:
     
Draft saved Draft deleted