I want a bulge like this? How do i??

[Coolpimpguy]

For me, my thigh muscles makes it bulge when i sit down. Im just averaged sized and i get a decent bulge. Im not comfortable with it so i always sit with my legs spread apart.
My friends made fun out of me because they thought i had big balls, i dont.

I made a pic to explain it a little bit better, i also posted a little picture of my thighs. They are nothing special but i think they are bigger than the average joes.

 

[Viking_UK]

Wear briefs and stuff it all down one side. Not very comfortable, but it will get that look.