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  1. sdg475

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    Simple Game, just state the one thing that you want in your hand most at the moment. It can be anything.

    I want a few motrin...digging up tree roots and making stone beds is oodles of fun.
     
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    A check made out to me for $500,000,000!:biggrin1:
     
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    I'm going along with vikings post. :biggrin1:
     
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    Damn Viking You stole mine...So I'll settle for Jennifer biels ass
     
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    A 20 shot Cone Hammer flatside.
     
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    What is one of them worth these days?
     
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    I'd settle for that too! Be a lot more realistic than 500 mil.
     
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    A good fuck would be nice. I would also settle for an assault rifle.
     
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    World peace. *blinks eyes innocently, awaiting audience's adulation*
     
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    I want a nice, long, thick, hard cock. :tongue: :redface:

     
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    The love of my life.
     
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    I wanta nice long thich drippin rod in my hand pref mine
     
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    They're so rare they're not even in the books. I've never heard of one for sale. Should one in halfway decent original condition appear, I'd guess something well over $50k, for certain. (Of course, I'd suspect a fake.)
     
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    I would settle for $5,000,000.00 US in cash. It would be just enough to flesh out some projects I am developing. OK, I could get started with $2,000,000.00 US in cash.
     
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    I want Katie Holmes to bust up with Tom Cruise.
     
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    a nice big cock...make that one for each hand!
     
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    ...clever answer to this post.:eek: :thinking: :biggrin:
     
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    A cure to poison Ivy.
     
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    a meeting with Osama Bin Laden.........
     
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    Wild Cherry Pepsi.
     
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