I want head tonight

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by Biggin', Oct 24, 2008.

  1. Biggin'

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    how can i go about this with the wife? All this Palin- talk is making me horny. Should I just come out and ask?
     
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    Dip your cock in chocolate or something. :tongue:
     
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    :rofl: That should do it!
     
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    Why are you scared of asking your wife for head?
    You poor married, hetero thing.

    The great thing about being gay is you can get head anytime, anyplace, anywhere.

    If you want it badly enough.
     
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    ive asked before, but i just like it so much more when its unexpected..
     
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    Leave your door unlocked and I'll sneak in sometime and blow you. That will be unexpected.
     
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    Hahahahaha
     
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    You could take the lead and get cozy with her clitorus. You might arrange to get yourself and her in the wonderful 69 position. Ladies do respond to attention and may even grant your desire.
     
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    Saw the thread title and now I want head tonight....thanks for the idea.
     
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    I want head every night
    and every morning
    and every day
    preferably more than once :biggrin1:

    without reading any threads here
     
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    Leave the bathroom door open while you piss.It works for me!
     
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    Well, for some of us NOTHING works and after 26 years, it is not likely to start working. Head may be nice, or so they say, but it is not essential.
     
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    "Palin" just made me lose my boner. Thanks.
     
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    I think your on the right track!I'm married,hetro,but not scared.When I want my dick sucked I just flop it out there and say I need some attention.It always works,sometimes she latches on when I'm sleeping!
     
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    Lol unexpected AND illegal, two birds with one stone ;}
     
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    I wonder if Sarah Palin has ever given head.

    I'm all for women in the White House, but wouldn't it be kind of freaky to ask yourself, "Has the President of the United States ever sucked on a penis?" and know that the answer is probably yes?
     
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    Not essential? Is that what it's come to? It's been so long that it's become rationalized? Men across the world weep for your situation and shudder at the thought of it befalling them.
     
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