I want head tonight

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how can i go about this with the wife? All this Palin- talk is making me horny. Should I just come out and ask?
 

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Why are you scared of asking your wife for head?
You poor married, hetero thing.

The great thing about being gay is you can get head anytime, anyplace, anywhere.

If you want it badly enough.
 

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You could take the lead and get cozy with her clitorus. You might arrange to get yourself and her in the wonderful 69 position. Ladies do respond to attention and may even grant your desire.
 

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Why are you scared of asking your wife for head?
You poor married, hetero thing.

The great thing about being gay is you can get head anytime, anyplace, anywhere.

If you want it badly enough.

I think your on the right track!I'm married,hetro,but not scared.When I want my dick sucked I just flop it out there and say I need some attention.It always works,sometimes she latches on when I'm sleeping!
 

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"Palin" just made me lose my boner. Thanks.

I wonder if Sarah Palin has ever given head.

I'm all for women in the White House, but wouldn't it be kind of freaky to ask yourself, "Has the President of the United States ever sucked on a penis?" and know that the answer is probably yes?
 

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Well, for some of us NOTHING works and after 26 years, it is not likely to start working. Head may be nice, or so they say, but it is not essential.

Not essential? Is that what it's come to? It's been so long that it's become rationalized? Men across the world weep for your situation and shudder at the thought of it befalling them.