Does anybody have any cake? White chocolate with dark chocolate ganache filling and chocolate mousse frosting would be perfect. But I'm not picky. A sweet potato cheesecake with toasted pecan crust, vanilla cream icing, and caramel icing would do in a pinch. If things get really desperate, I could settle for Madagascar vanilla gelatto with triple dark chocolate (90% cacao, please - fair-trade Java, of course) cookie dough.