I Want To Get Off

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by bthegreat, Oct 31, 2009.

  1. bthegreat

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    I want to get off with something in my ass, but I can't find anyone to do that now. I don't want to buy a dildo, and I'm getting tired of my fingers, is there anyway I can get off with something in my ass that is safe until I can find a hung guy?
     
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    I think a trip to the grocery store for a cucumber is in order. Of course, let it get to room temperature!
     
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    Get one of those dildos with a suction cup on the end and attatch it to your shower wall and back up to it and let it slide in.

    Then both hands will be free to touch your other body parts while you grind away!
     
  4. Florida Boy

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    They grow them large in Texas, it should not be difficult to find the right size.

    BTW: I'm not referring to cucumbers.
     
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    I have a Nexus Glide, a nice anal toy, try that
     
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    I need a safe house hold product lol
     
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    I'm sure there are a ton of household items that have been used. But, the *toys*, at least the good ones, are made of materials which are safe for insertion. Just make sure whatever you find can't come apart inside you - nothing like a lost object up there that requires a visit to your local Dr.

    Why don't you want to purchase a product to use? There are all sorts of really cool butt plugs and anal beads and such out there. Are you afraid of someone finding them?
     
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    I had a friend who went to medical school. We had a good laugh when he told me there was an emergency room procedure to remove light bulbs from an ass.
     
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    Now, there's a bright idea.:cool::rolleyes:
     
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    im virgin in the ass.. surely that would hurt.
     
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    A cucumber might be too large. Look at carrots. If you want something harder, old toothbrush or a magic marker, but be careful to not get too rough..
     
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    When I'm on the bus I always ring the bell when I want to get off
     
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    What's the best toy for me to buy?

    I want the anal bead because it seems more fun. lol
     
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