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I was chatting in hospital bed to the guy next to me;
"What are you in for?" I asked,
"Camera down the throat" he replied,
"Oh endoscopy?" I asked him,
"Yes" he said "Checking for stomach cancer. What about you?"
"Camera up the ass" i said,
"Oh colonoscopy, checking for bowel cancer?" He asked quizzed ,
"No, my neighbour was sunbathing and her husband Anrold caught me
taking a photo"
My jokes are like turds; most of them sink, but every so often one inexplicably floats to the top.
"What are you in for?" I asked,
"Camera down the throat" he replied,
"Oh endoscopy?" I asked him,
"Yes" he said "Checking for stomach cancer. What about you?"
"Camera up the ass" i said,
"Oh colonoscopy, checking for bowel cancer?" He asked quizzed ,
"No, my neighbour was sunbathing and her husband Anrold caught me
taking a photo"
My jokes are like turds; most of them sink, but every so often one inexplicably floats to the top.
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