I Was In A Restaurant One Night

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I was in a restaurant one night the waiter was serving everything with white gloves on and tongs.

I asked why? He said we never touch anything with our bare hands.

Then I noticed a string hanging from his fly and asked why it was there he told me when he uses the bathroom he pulls it out and never touches it.

I asked well how do you get it back in your pants? He replied with these tongs...