I was outsized

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Ha ha.

My ex always tells me of her escapades. we are friends now, and I tell her not too, but she cant help it, and always slips the details. I always ask their dick size, (because I am an asshole, and it makes me feel better :p )

But last time she came over, dressed to kill for a party, she was talking about her new boyfriend... and when I said, "the only thing that will make you happy is a big ol' 9 inch dick" she said "no comment"

Then I had to know, and she broke it to me, he's bigger than me!!

I felt a little down, not cuz (small lie coming) he was bigger than me, but because I knew it was the end of booty calls... at least until she breaks up with him, which.. knowing her, and knowing how many "inadequate" guys she's tried since breaking up.... I probably won't be getting any of those calls for a few years at least.

I bounced back the next day... I just had to remember I used to love the story of her sucking a nine inch cock before we met.
 
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