I was thinking . . .

[jonb]

Of course, I'll be using all filks:

Blame Florida (TTTO "Blame Canada")

Paul O'Neill: Times have changed
Our economy's getting worse
Bush won't fund programs to fix it
Without businesses or church

Al Gore: Should we blame Ralph Nader?
Wolf Blitzer: Should we blame Fox News?
Joe Lieberman: Or the fact that Gore's running mate was a Jew?

Al Sharpton: No, blame Florida
Everyone: Blame Florida
Al Sharpton: With their senility
And illegibility
Everyone: Blame Florida
Blame Florida
Al Sharpton: We need to form a full assault
It's Florida's fault

Jesse Jackson: Don't blame me
Because I'm American
The Florida list of felons
Looks like it was drafted by the Klan
Patrick Leahy: Talk of weapons
Which existed as much as elves
But when I ask Cheney questions he tells me to fuck myself!

Al Sharpton: Well, blame Florida
Everyone: Blame Florida
Al Sharpton: It seems everything's gone wrong
Since this administration came along
Everyone: Blame Florida
Blame Florida
Bill Clinton: They're shaped like a cigar anyway

Howard Stern: I've been in trouble before, it's a-true
But after Janet Jackson I was out like Jellies shoes
Everyone: Should we blame Miss Jackson?
Should we Justin Timberlake?
Or should we blame that music is so fake?
Al Sharpton: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Florida
Blame Florida
Where they don't know false from true
Rosie O'Donnell: And ban gay marriage too
Everyone: Blame Florida
Blame Florida
The flop we must stop
E-votes we must trash
All since 2-K-1
Must all be undone
We must declare war
Before they can screw up in two thousand fooooooooooooouuuuuuuur