i was visited by three ghosts last night

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  1. BigA

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    but they just wanted to fuck with me. i hate them. Did anyone else's Christmas suck?
     
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    i didn't check any other threads before i posted because i didn't really care i guess. that's part of being a humbug
     
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    Well. I got sucked, so my Christmas really didn't suck. lol
     
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    well why don't you fuck off then
     
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    Yeah, it sucked! Instead of Santa, El Chupacabra slid down our chimney about midnight and we had to beat the shit out of it before it would believe our cats weren't goats. The confrontation made so much racket that our grumpy-ass neighbor called the cops and then we couldn't convince them we didn't have a domestic situation.

    They hauled ToolMan off to jail for supposedly "beating" me, and I had to call his boss to bail him out. The asshole refused to do it unless I brought him 2 boxes of Froot Loops. Of course, I ended up having to go to two stores because the first store only had one box. After I got to the guy's apartment, he took his own sweet time smoking all the Froot Loops, and didn't offer me a single fucking drag!

    I insisted on driving to the jailhouse, and TM's boss agreed, but he would not shut up! The whole time he kept trying to sing Barenaked Ladies 'One Week' but every time he fucked up the lyrics he started over from the beginning, so he never got past the first verse. Plus he stunk up my car, and I'll never get the burnt Froot Loop smell out of the upholstery.

    When we got to the jail house, TM had beaten the crap out of some guy in the holding cell. He claims it was self-defense (and I believe him), but his boss had to bail him out for the assault charges as well as the domestic disturbance, and now we owe him 20 more boxes of cereal!

    When we finally got home, the cats had tried to start cooking Christmas Dinner, but they were confused by the recipe book and so the roast ended up in the toilet. Which wouldn't have been so bad if they hadn't tried to flush it, but they must have tried at least twice because there was roastwater all over the bathroom floor.

    After we cleaned that up, we finally went to bed, but when we woke up, all the blankets were gone. We still can't figure out where they went.

    And yes, I am sober. :biggrin1:
     
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    All that stuff happened to me, too. I hate it when that happens.
     
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    hey sorry Josiah. I didn't mean in it. I just felt like blah
     
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    Next time you buy Froot Loops bring them to my house. I'll share. :biggrin1:
     
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    Those words alone would be enough to leave me depressed. :rolleyes:
     
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    I see those ghosts forgot to disable your keyboard. :rolleyes:
     
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    Mabye it was The three stooges........:wink:
     
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    If Chrys had four barking dogs in her backyard I'd suspect that she's my next door neighbor.
     
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    Yeah, my Christmas did suck...I had to spend it alone...again.
     
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    I was alone, too- but not as bad as it could have been, cos I had this forum to visit and kill a few hours out of the day- as did you, Viking1. Not everything is ALL bad. :kiss: that it couldn't be worse.
     
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    Well lets see. On the 18th of dec. my wife had a misscarriage.
    My 80 year oldmother who was in the hospital for knee replacement surgery was dis-charged three days before xmas, even though she wasn't eating or drinking because she had a bad reaction to pain medication. so on the 24th, she had to be rushed into the ER, because she was so dehydrated her Kidneys started to shut down. I've spent more time in the ER recently than I have in my own home. So, yes , christmas sucked this year.
     
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