I went to a garage sale to buy

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I bought my wife a vibrator last month and it's already broken.

But hey, that's the risk you take when you buy stuff at a garage sale.

 

[parchissi]

Roman Nose Statue

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

10 foot pole..

Garage sale used once for touching Bad_Girl.

Condition: poor.

 

[parchissi]

Face Implants

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I just bought some binoculars at a garage sale , and I tell you what - they saw me coming.

 

[parchissi]

My nose was drawn to a pair of used sand shoes - I could smell them way before I saw them....

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

parchissii has finally sold his family's stud farm.


He said he was sick of all the fucking horses.

 

[parchissi]

horse shoes

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Selling a pair of jeans garage sale and I asks if they're pet and smoke free

Bad_Girl told me if her dog was able to walk around in jeans and smoke she wouldn't need to sell shit at a garage sale.