I went to the supermarket and bought...

[Ric1]

mango

 

[B_hungprepjock]

Oh, My Gawd, I Can't Believe It's Not A Petroleum By-product®

Yeah, 'Fruit-of-the-Month Ice Cream' seems like it would be a natural to me, too.

'Peach Melba,' all-in-one, for example...

 

[whatsup474]

Whipped cream (in the spray can) and cherries:wink:

 

[B_hungprepjock]

How did you get that from 't' (or even '®')?

sangwedge

(a slice of blood pudding, for lunch)

 

[Northland]

Ermine Oil

 

[B_hungprepjock]

langoustines

 

[Northland]

Sominex

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Xerox paper

 

[molotovmuffin]

Rumpelstiltskin - the book

 

[Catchoftheday]

'kin Nothing
(I've run out of money to buy stuff)

 

[molotovmuffin]

'kin nothing
(i've run out of money to buy stuff)

lmfao

 

[B_hungprepjock]

p'raps it's time to try a 'five-finger discount'

click 'been caught stealin' by jane's addiction on ur ipod, n go 4 it!

remember, they gotta feed u sumthin in tha nick, n ur day in court, as u quote a stirrin passage of victor hugo's, n possibly start singin sumthin frum 'les miz' (if not 'la marseillaise' or tha 'internationale') will make tha tabloids, n peeple will come outta tha baseboards to try to piggyback on ur newfound celebrity

madonna will take u 2 lunch at tha savoy grill

'vstavay, proklyat'yem zakleymyonnyy/ ves' mir goldnykh i rabov!/ kipit nash razum...'

'arise ye workers from your slumbers/ arise ye prisoners of want/ for reason in revolt now thunders...'

oh, yeah, onions

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Cadbury bars (Tardis is easy. He'll bend over for chocolate and nylons)

 

[Ric1]

Swiss roll

 

[B_hungprepjock]

Linzertorte

 

[molotovmuffin]

effervescents

 

[Northland]

Saturated fat

 

[B_hungprepjock]

tough cheese

 

[Catchoftheday]

Elastic band

 

[B_hungprepjock]

Devonshire clotted cream