I went to the supermarket and bought...

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^^ wtf?

black vinyl codpiece

(like muffineva i'm shopping at wallmart from now on for all my surrey with the fringe on top, fashion accessories, as well as groceries and office supplies)
Hey, you gotta love the store that will sell you the gun and ammo to shoot the hubby, a black dress and shovel to dig the grave with. They also sell snacks for intermission and maintain the get away car.:cool:
 

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that sounds lke the voice of experience talking. how many times have you been married? there may well be a film in your life story...

oh, yeah, back to the shoppng list... let's see, 'tassels,' check; 'codpiece,' check; what else?

oh, of course, silly me, stripper pole for the airstream!