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(I think I just had my first honest to goodness conniption fit... Danny Kaye in Holiday Inn???? Ugh, just ugh.... Poor poor Fred Astaire!)


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sheesh...


(I think I just had my first honest to goodness conniption fit... Danny Kaye in Holiday Inn???? Ugh, just ugh.... Poor poor Fred Astaire!)

gruyere


‘Well, now, there, just hold on for a minute, young fella,’ as Bing Crosby was reported to have said to David Bowie as he was trying to unzip the older entertainer’s trousers, following their duet on Little Drummer Boy, during which Bowie misinterpreted Crosby’s professional eye-twinkling for the cameras as a sexual come-on, I wasn’t dissing Fred Astaire in any way, so that anyone needed to say, ‘Sheesh,’ or get his/her knickers all in a knot (or as you put it, have your ‘first honest to goodness conniption fit’), acting like a couple of Dizzy Dixie Drama Queens, about to pass out from ‘the vapours!’

I love Fred Astaire (in a purely Platonic, non-necrophiliac way, of course)! But tonight is the first night of Chanukah, and I’ve been listening all day to Danny Kaye records (some 78s, believe it or not) and got that most Jewish of all heart-warming Christmas films, White Christmas, also known as Irving Berlin's White Christmas, confused with Holiday Inn, of which it was in part a remake.

White Christmas (film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So, in the words of the Rugrats heavy metal song:

‘Chanukah, Chanukah, Light the Menorah
Let’s all eat Latkes, and dance the Hora!’

Now, let’s preview this to see where we currently are with the game...

Ah, yes, ‘scab remover’ (as if!)

Hmm.. rotten holiday attitude changer... Got it!

Scrumpy (for Grumpies)