I went to the supermarket and bought...

[eddie63]

Grape Jelly

 

[LaFemme]

yams

 

[HappyBoi]

Super-sized... melons!

 

[dude_007]

Cucumber and Vaseline

 

[dude_007]

And a watermelon for dessert

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Tacos

 

[Hoss]

squash

 

[Catchoftheday]

Hairbrush

 

[Hoss]

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge turnip

 

[luka82]

Huuuuuuuuge Cucumber

 

[CrookedHalo]

rib eye steak

 

[ManofThunder]

Ketchup

 

[Hoss]

Pretzel

 

[ManofThunder]

Loudspeaker

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Lobster.

 

[Hoss]

rack of lamb

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

bread

 

[ManofThunder]

Dartboard

 

[CrookedHalo]

dates

 

[ManofThunder]

Sex slaves.