I went to the supermarket and bought...

[CrookedHalo]

Sex slaves.

Hey now wait a minute! Which aisle are these in???? I need to get to the market more often!

starfruit

 

[ManofThunder]

Hey now wait a minute! Which aisle are these in???? I need to get to the market more often!

starfruit

In the back room. Go to the counter and say "Suckyfucky" to the assistant. You will be led to a large room with plenty of selection! You're welcome! :biggrin1:

Titty protectors.

 

[CrookedHalo]

In the back room. Go to the counter and say "Suckyfucky" to the assistant. You will be led to a large room with plenty of selection! You're welcome! :biggrin1:

Titty protectors.

....are these in that back room too?

salami

 

[ManofThunder]

....are these in that back room too?

salami

Of course! Along with the....

Indigenous tribal orgy.

 

[CrookedHalo]

Of course! Along with the....

Indigenous tribal orgy.

Are you shopping at Waitrose? I must've been to the wrong branch when I was in the UK.....don't recall any orgy activities :frown1:

yakiniku no tare

 

[ManofThunder]

Are you shopping at Waitrose? I must've been to the wrong branch when I was in the UK.....don't recall any orgy activities :frown1:

yakiniku no tare

Waitrose? Don't be silly! Sainsburys is the place to go! Waitrose barely allow nudity and public sex in the alcohol aisle. They are far too conservative to have a 'back room'!

Electronic, voice activated handcuffs.

 

[CrookedHalo]

Of course! Along with the....

Indigenous tribal orgy.

Waitrose? Don't be silly! Sainsburys is the place to go! Waitrose barely allow nudity and public sex in the alcohol aisle. They are far too conservative to have a 'back room'!

Electronic, voice activated handcuffs.

Ok...meet me in the back of the back room at the Sainsburys nearest Heathrow....and please bring those handcuffs


Squirt

 

[ManofThunder]

Ok...meet me in the back of the back room at the Sainsburys nearest Heathrow....and please bring those handcuffs


Squirt

I'll see you there!

Tawdry oils.

 

[CrookedHalo]

scented candles (they're near the tawdry oils)

 

[ManofThunder]

Sexually related items. (all of them)

 

[CrookedHalo]

strawberries

 

[HappyBoi]

Damn, Supermarket just got dirty, like.. all-out-kinky-crazy! :O


Superthick Double-sided Dildos. (One of the Sexually related items, I suppose?)


EDIT: AHA! Even though my post was supposed to be after Thunders, I did NOT fail since Halo ended with an S as well, now THAT'S HOW I DO IT, come on, admit it, that was pretty neat, come ooon!

 

[ManofThunder]

Champagne. (It sounds like it begins with an 'S'!)

 

[HappyBoi]

Champagne. (It sounds like it begins with an 'S'!)

You, however, failed. :]

 

[ManofThunder]

You, however, failed.

You fail at life! (Not really! You WIN!)

 

[CrookedHalo]

energy drink (gonna need that!)

 

[ManofThunder]

energy drink (gonna need that!)

Kleenex tissues. (Will also be needed!)

 

[HappyBoi]

Kleenex tissues. (Will also be needed!)

I thought fluids were supposed to go in the mouth?

I win, yaay! :tongue: I'll let you win too Thunder.



Supersexy Candy-Underwear

 

[adamjohnson596]

rigid dildo

 

[D_Bruce S Sphincter]

Olive Oil