I went to the supermarket and bought...

[hockeyguy741]

sasquatch bait

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

baby shampoo

 

[MickeyLee]

ostrich eggs

 

[Catchoftheday]

Skirt

 

[parchissi]

Tie

 

[zp28]

eggrolls

 

[parchissi]

scrunchies

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Staples.

 

[CrookedHalo]

Southern Comfort

 

[parchissi]

tissues

 

[MickeyLee]

short bread

 

[parchissi]

dandilion coffee

 

[fratpack]

earthworm

 

[zp28]

mustard

 

[CrookedHalo]

Dorkatard repellent

 

[parchissi]

teabags

 

[Iowa_Damsel]

salt

 

[Catchoftheday]

Tranquiliser

 

[hifzija]

Romantic CD-s

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Candy!